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Failure Funny Quotes By Dylan Penn: Getting to wear Chanel is my version of

Getting to wear Chanel is my version of a fairy tale. Not that I would wear it every day - my style is more jeans and T-shirts - but it's kind of fun. — Dylan Penn

Failure Funny Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I've written for the waste basket so often

I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage. — Ryan Lilly

Failure Funny Quotes By Laura Florand: Leawhen a man climbs a glass mountain, it's

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when a man climbs a glass mountain, it's not usually for the damn golden apple. It's for the person he gives the apple to. — Laura Florand

Failure Funny Quotes By Jennifer Mardoll: So I left words of forgiveness to God

So I left words of forgiveness to God and liars and I enjoyed my hatred. — Jennifer Mardoll

Failure Funny Quotes By Jay Baer: All companies would be better off if they

All companies would be better off if they stopped trying to be amazing and just focused on being useful. — Jay Baer

Failure Funny Quotes By Leza Lowitz: Like the best convenience store in the world,

Like the best convenience store in the world, / the mind is always open. — Leza Lowitz

Failure Funny Quotes By Drake: Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success. — Drake

Failure Funny Quotes By David Nicholls: There is a point in the future where

There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote. — David Nicholls

Failure Funny Quotes By Zig Ziglar: Most people consider me an optimist because I

Most people consider me an optimist because I laughingly state that I would take my last two dollars and buy a money belt. — Zig Ziglar

Failure Funny Quotes By Peter Lynch: The typical big winner in the Lynch portfolio

The typical big winner in the Lynch portfolio generally takes three to ten years to play out. — Peter Lynch

Failure Funny Quotes By Lisa See: How can the moon be scooped from the

How can the moon be scooped from the water's surface, or flowers be plucked from the void? — Lisa See

Failure Funny Quotes By Sue Grafton: I didn't take the death-and-dismemberment talk very seriously.

I didn't take the death-and-dismemberment talk very seriously. Where could you rent a chainsaw at this time of night? — Sue Grafton

Failure Funny Quotes By Penn Jillette: A joke is a way to say, 'I'm

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' — Penn Jillette

Failure Funny Quotes By Stephen Schneider: I wish I could blame my failure on

I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly. — Stephen Schneider

Failure Funny Quotes By C. Kennedy: Psychological and emotional wellness is an ongoing process

Psychological and emotional wellness is an ongoing process for everyone. — C. Kennedy

Failure Funny Quotes By Davy Jones: It's not about what you have, it's what

It's not about what you have, it's what people think you have. — Davy Jones

Failure Funny Quotes By Brian Turner: Because here, Bullet, here is where the world

Because here, Bullet,
here is where the world ends, every time. — Brian Turner

Failure Funny Quotes By Kitty French: You're wasted on the occasional bout of missionary

You're wasted on the occasional bout of missionary sex with a disinterested man. — Kitty French

Failure Funny Quotes By Bauvard: I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant -

I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing. — Bauvard

Failure Funny Quotes By Jon Ronson: Success is always less funny than failure.

Success is always less funny than failure. — Jon Ronson

Failure Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Assuming what people want is about as controlled

Assuming what people want is about as controlled as using fireworks to start a fire. — Criss Jami

Failure Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: It's not hard to fail ... it's hard

It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern

Failure Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die. — Frankie Boyle

Failure Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Chizpurfle infestations explain the puzzling failure of many

Chizpurfle infestations explain the puzzling failure of many relatively new Muggle electrical artifacts. — J.K. Rowling

Failure Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Liver failure is the easiest way to say

Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol. — Bauvard

Failure Funny Quotes By Glenn Beck: There's a difference between suspecting a thing and

There's a difference between suspecting a thing and finally knowing it for certain. — Glenn Beck