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Getting to wear Chanel is my version of a fairy tale. Not that I would wear it every day - my style is more jeans and T-shirts - but it's kind of fun. — Dylan Penn

I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage. — Ryan Lilly

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when a man climbs a glass mountain, it's not usually for the damn golden apple. It's for the person he gives the apple to. — Laura Florand

So I left words of forgiveness to God and liars and I enjoyed my hatred. — Jennifer Mardoll

All companies would be better off if they stopped trying to be amazing and just focused on being useful. — Jay Baer

Like the best convenience store in the world, / the mind is always open. — Leza Lowitz

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success. — Drake

There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote. — David Nicholls

Most people consider me an optimist because I laughingly state that I would take my last two dollars and buy a money belt. — Zig Ziglar

The typical big winner in the Lynch portfolio generally takes three to ten years to play out. — Peter Lynch

How can the moon be scooped from the water's surface, or flowers be plucked from the void? — Lisa See

I didn't take the death-and-dismemberment talk very seriously. Where could you rent a chainsaw at this time of night? — Sue Grafton

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' — Penn Jillette

I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly. — Stephen Schneider

Psychological and emotional wellness is an ongoing process for everyone. — C. Kennedy

It's not about what you have, it's what people think you have. — Davy Jones

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here is where the world ends, every time. — Brian Turner

You're wasted on the occasional bout of missionary sex with a disinterested man. — Kitty French

I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing. — Bauvard

Success is always less funny than failure. — Jon Ronson

Assuming what people want is about as controlled as using fireworks to start a fire. — Criss Jami

It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die. — Frankie Boyle

Chizpurfle infestations explain the puzzling failure of many relatively new Muggle electrical artifacts. — J.K. Rowling

Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol. — Bauvard

There's a difference between suspecting a thing and finally knowing it for certain. — Glenn Beck