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I'm no doormat. At worst, I'm a very attractive accent rug, because if I get stained or damaged, someone is going to f---ing die.
— S. Hart
A monoid homomorphism f between monoids M and N obeys the following general law for all values x and y: M.op(f(x), f(y)) == f(N.op(x, y))
— Anonymous
I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Yous are f******* idiots.
— Alex Ferguson
The fact of the matter is, I'm f**king brilliant. Not 'was' brilliant. 'Am' brilliant.
— Pete Townshend
Live audiences love me because I'm singing and actually am able to f**k with people live over the mic.
— Willam Belli
I'm drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you?
— Calamity Jane
Midlife: when the Universe grabs your shoulders and tells you I'm not f-ing around, use the gifts you were given.
— Brene Brown
Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious.
— Keith Senior
Abigail, it's not what you think. I want you, I do, but I'm not willing to risk messing up what we have. It's not worth it for a quick f**k.
— Gabbie S. Duran
I'm going to f
ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f
ing kill Google. — Steve Ballmer
ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f
ing kill Google. — Steve Ballmer
Earned a bachelor's at 27, then an M.F.A. that is still completely unused and in mint condition, never taken out of the box.
— Daniel Woodrell
I'm not a T.G.I.F. guy. I get off a plane at 2 o'clock in the morning and I'm looking for my secretary because I want to know what's going on.
— Vijay Mallya
I will say, I'm a great, great, great grandson of Stephen F. Austin. He founded Austin, Texas, which is kind of cool.
— Jesse Plemons
I was born ready, I'm Ron F****** Swanson
— Ron Swanson
I graduated with a B.A. from Goddard College in 1991 and then studied poetry for a year in the M.F.A. in Writing Program at Vermont College.
— Jennifer McMahon
Tattoos are the scars you can choose.
— Roan Parrish
So why are you here?" Watts asked Santo.
"Because, Paul, is it Paul? I'm here to put the f in freedom. — Richard House
"Because, Paul, is it Paul? I'm here to put the f in freedom. — Richard House
Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.
— Laura Kightlinger
I'm going to f
ing kill Google. — Steve Ballmer
ing kill Google. — Steve Ballmer
My M.F.A was in directing, and all the films I've made, for film school and after, I've written, directed and shot.
— Geoffrey S. Fletcher
I'm not used to having a boss. I'm the boss. I don't need the money. I'm filthy f ... rich!
— Kimora Lee Simmons
I felt so free for a week. But then, all of a sudden, within days I went from 'Yay, I'm independent' to 'Holy f**k, I'm gonna die alone.'
— David
I prescribe a quick jerk off in the shower and a return to sanity. (Dr. Hugo Peralta)
— Kate Richards
I dry heaved, forcing myself to try and not chuck up my guts. I had been f**ked by an insect man.
— Mark Alders
When I'm with you, I don't breathe quite right.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
The theory that if wages go up, employment goes down isn't a physical law like F=MA. It's a moral law, like 'Bedtime is 9:00 P.M.'
— Nick Hanauer
Changing the course of destiny, so I'm strapped with weaponry cause the government don't give a f-k about protecting me.
— Immortal Technique
The more there is a European solution to a theoretical, but possible, problem in the markets, the less we will have to talk about an I.M.F. solution.
— George Papandreou
Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!
— Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not f-ing Justin Bieber, you motherf-ers!
— Billie Joe Armstrong
I'm the same as maybe six or seven people in every ten - I can't take f***ing criticism.
— Martin Jol
I may be a f..kwit but I'm not a liar. I was a believer.
— James Packer
The Justice Dept. is the new F.E.M.A.
— Bill Press
I'll do what I can to promote the greater good. If you can harm one person to save 1,000, I'm gonna do it every f**king time.
— Sean Patrick Flanery
I'm really not an angry vegan, but human beings are f***ing rude.
— Russell Simmons
It's just that I feel so sad these wonderful nights. I sort of feel they're never coming again, and I'm not really getting all I could out of them.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I wouldn't say I'm normal. But I'm relatively stable. When I think of normal, I think of mediocrity, and mediocrity scares the f
out of me. — Gillian Anderson
out of me. — Gillian Anderson
Good Morning, Sunshine! Josh F**king Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I were to find his birth certificate that is exactly what it would say.
— Katja Millay
I can build a hyperphase jump gate, I'm sure I could have figured sex out. Insert Tab M into Slot F. Repeat until done.
— Wen Spencer
I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.
— Charlie Sheen
Stay out of this, buddy. You're lucky I'm not booking you for that F-word you let slip. America doesn't tolerate that kind of potty-mouthing.
— Benjamin R. Smith
The formula was simple: E + F + C = M. That is, excitement plus fatigue, plus confusion equals mistakes.
— Rutledge Etheridge
Without ELF, I'm just an empty shell. I'll always love E.L.F., even if E.L.F. already forgot about SJ.
— Leeteuk
I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!
— Denis Leary
For f**k's sake, Joe. I'm not in the mood for your shit." I stop walking, crossing my arms over my chest. "Can you not judge me? Just once?
— Cheryl McIntyre
I don't know what the f
k I'm talking about with parenting. — Felicity Huffman
k I'm talking about with parenting. — Felicity Huffman
I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f
them, but I can now say I'm engaged - get away from me, — Amanda Bynes
them, but I can now say I'm engaged - get away from me, — Amanda Bynes
Like it or not, I'm the new f***ing Aquaman buddy.
— Jason Momoa
One wrong guess left! x m t r f o a n e i
— Florian Auer
I'm an idealist without illusions.
[Ca. 1953, attributed to John F. Kennedy by Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. in 'A Thousand Days' — John F. Kennedy
[Ca. 1953, attributed to John F. Kennedy by Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. in 'A Thousand Days' — John F. Kennedy
Softly sang as I drifted into dreams: F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z A,
— Ian Hutton
All I'll say is ... I'm at a point in life when nothing feels shocking to me. I need something to shock me! I'm almost ready to see a U.F.O.
— CeeLo Green
The M.F.A. is a degree in servitude. It is a way to keep writing safe - to keep reading safe from writing.
— Joshua Cohen
I'm not going to start churning out what you expect. If you want me to be a manufactured act, you can f*** off.
— Lady Gaga
I'm f**king pathetic when it comes to being an entertainer. People come because they want to see me have a nervous breakdown.
— Mark Linkous
Optimism, pessimism, f**k that; we're going to make it happen. As God is my bloody witness, I'm hell-bent on making it work.
— Elon Musk
I'm the f***ing Prime Minister!
— Tony Blair
Life is full of things that can kill me, you vampire m*****f****r, and you sure as shit can just get in line!
Dr. Adin Tredeger — Z.A. Maxfield
Dr. Adin Tredeger — Z.A. Maxfield
M F K Fisher is the dowager queen of writers on browsing and slicing.
— Philip Howard, 20th Earl Of Arundel
I am not a f**king pleasure girl, damn you! I'm an officer!
— Morgan Hawke
How Do you spell relax?" I whispered, holding his head with my hands.
I think the answer is f-u-c-k-m-e." He answered. — Yasmine Galenorn
I think the answer is f-u-c-k-m-e." He answered. — Yasmine Galenorn
M. F. K. Fisher was a wonder and a huge influence, and someone I got to know pretty well at the end of her life.
— Ruth Reichl