Exes Funny Quotes: top 15 famous quotes about Exes Funny

Exes Funny Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Exes Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. — George Burns

My favorite thing about being a mom is just what a better person it makes you on a daily basis, — Drew Barrymore

I am not so much for the freedom of religion as I am for the religion of freedom. — Robert Green Ingersoll

People who look for easy money invariable pay for the privilege of proving conclusively that it cannot be found on this earth. — Jesse Lauriston Livermore

The worst news coming out of heaven is better
than the best news coming out of hell. — Matshona Dhliwayo

The more you stay in this kind of job, the more you realize that a public figure, a major public figure, is a lonely man. — Richard M. Nixon

You can always get the truth from an American statesman after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency. — Wendell Phillips

If the women's movement can be summed up in a single phrase, it is 'the right to choose'. — Beatrice Faust

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. — Kathryn Prescott

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Darkness never lasts forever. Morning always comes with the lights of love to brighten our future. — Debasish Mridha

I think to give something a chance, to really get to know somebody, you want to do it out of the public eye. — Jennifer Lopez

Having a think about whether you can afford 'this' or 'that' is a good discipline to have, to maximise what you can achieve to the highest standard. — Cameron Mackintosh

Woman is the most moral element in all humanity. — Auguste Comte