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I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like. — Pippa Evans

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife. — Richie Sambora

I was seventeen all over again, falling into intrigue with the boy who was an exquisite contradiction. — Blakney Francis

Friendship is one mind in two bodies."

Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body. — Melissa Landers

She was a beautiful woman, fresh-scrubbed and wholesome. Just like his ex-fiancee. A heartless floozy in disguise. — Peggy Webb

In your ex-wife's stingy, slutty pussy, is the subtle point I'm trying to portray. — R.K. Lilley

I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it! — Selena

I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you — Jewel

Ugh. I was going for 'crazy ex filled with hate" not "isn't she cute when she's mad? — Kim Harrington

I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now — Matt Nathanson

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. — George Foreman

Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down. — Crystal Woods

The antagonists of finance's future, the diaboli ex machina, may have no face at all. — Usman W. Chohan

You do not create ex nihilo. You rearrange and recombine. You are the same old flour and eggs in search of a new recipe. — Douglas Wilson

Darlin', you can't tell me your ex wasn't adventurous and not expect me to see it as a challenge. — Leah Braemel

When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter. — Dane Cook

You don't particularly want to stay close to your ex-wife. Or why would she be your ex-wife? — Ian McShane

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

You know being and ex serviceman and a Disabled Gulf War Veteran. You could play Taps on a Jews Harp and I'd still cry — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Because it's in and about New York City, I knew 'Ex Machina' was going to have to continually mix the mundane and the fantastic. — Brian K. Vaughan

I have a hard time getting over an ex. Getting over an ex is just hard, period. — Sevyn Streeter

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. — Andre Bramble

And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me. — Fiona Apple

Former lefties can make a good living in the media by attacking their ex-comrades - I'd do it myself if the price was right. — Nick Cohen

I started boxing when I was eight. Me and my brother Rafael started boxing in amateur tournaments when I was 13. My father was an ex-pro boxer. — Juan Manuel Marquez

Next to her Percy coughed. This place smells like my ex-stepfather. — Rick Riordan

I loved literally everything about this man; even his ex-wife. — Sahara Sanders

I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know. — Anthony Jeselnik

Rescuing Elena plunged him into the nightmare world of people trafficking and sex slavery.... but as an ex-Royal Marine, he could handle it — David Zelder

I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy

I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and went right into my arm. — Nadine Velazquez

Personally, I'm happy I haven't run into a murderous killer since, well ... since you chopped my ex's head off with a sword. — Amy Plum

Nothing is more frustrating than sitting in an office amid typewriters and mimeographers when you know what deus ex machina means. — Florence King

Everything said, you couldn't hope for a nicer day to have a half dozen ex-soldiers with hunting bows relieve you of everything you owned. — Patrick Rothfuss

She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch. — Jill Shalvis

Perhaps an eccentric is just off centre - ex-centric. But that contradicts a belief of mine that we've got to be centrifugal. — Margaret Rutherford

I've been through a marriage, and I'm still very fond of my ex-husband; but if I've learned anything, it's that relationships are about compromise. — Alexa Vega

You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn — Alanis Morissette

Jealous much, Matthews? Is it because I'm a favorite, or is it because you still want me? — Alex Rosa

Personally, I think there's a lot to recommend being friends with your ex, and I'm glad to admit that I'm living proof of its possibility. — Mariella Frostrup

Perhaps we are on an insula ex machina, an artificial place not in the real world at all
a backdrop for the stories we must tell. — Kate Atkinson

Ben's ex was a Victoria's Secret supermodel. Translation: Fuck my life. — Kendall Ryan

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend. — Demetri Martin

It's so hard to do and so easy to say but sometimes you just have to walk away — Ben Harper

You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief — Stephen Kellogg

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston. — Jerry Coleman

I wanna say hello to all the ex-hippies tonight. I've never been a hippie myself but I'm an honorary hippie. — Bob Dylan

Like the locked room upstairs? Listen. I've read Jane Eyre. That better be a red room of pain up there, and not your ex-wife. — Kristan Higgins

I'm in a happy relationship, me and my ex are on really good terms, my kid and I are in a good spot. — Robert Downey Jr.

BODIE: We're friends, and only evil sluts mess with their friends' men. Even their ex-men. — Bijou Hunter

The simple truth is that the only real 'ex-gay' person is a dead gay person - and even then I am not too sure about the validity of that statement. — Christina Engela

Do you or do you not like wearing earrings in your mouth that will one day smell like your ex-boyfriend's dick? — Carrie Fisher

My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull — Josh Stern

Well, there doesn't seem anything else for an ex-President to do but to go into the country and raise big pumpkins. — Chester A. Arthur

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy

My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman wants the same thing in a relationship: to be adored. — Neil Strauss

I collect ex-boyfriends
and more than five, at last count. — Jasper Fforde

Ex-act-ly, pre-cisely: with your usual acuteness, you have hit the nail straight on the head. — Charlotte Bronte

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

Wow. Clearly, I need to find myself an ex-con. Since prison is probably the only place in this city I haven't looked for Mr. Right yet. — Julie James

Only serfs or ex-serfs find it necessary to draw up a statement of their 'rights'. — Flann O'Brien

Unyielding - Oh Norma Jeane leads a crazy life, you see - she has a former husband very jealous of her - he is her "ex" but he is — Joyce Carol Oates

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli

My ex would know not to talk to me until I came back from running. I'd always be in a better place. — Arielle Kebbel

There's not a day that goes by, without me thinking of you, dying, in someone else's arms. — Anthony Liccione

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman. — Woody Allen

Next time
we will roll out the red carpet for you in the United States of Arabia, my brethren! — Leonard Leventon

Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers. — Tyra Banks

All in all, he thought it was a bad idea to get involved with the woman investigating his ex's possible suicide with intent to haunt. — Marybeth Niederkorn

Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing.
Melvin Baylor - Seven Up — Janet Evanovich

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Who's an ex-diplomat of all people to complain if the wrapping is prettier than what's inside? — John Le Carre

He counts as an ex because he made me feel dumped even without making me feel loved first. — David Levithan

Now I know. If God himself stood before me and said, "Give me that child, that I might slaughter him," I would tell him, "BITE ME! — Julie McGalliard

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. — Mark Zero

GQ: "Who'll be the first of the Smiths to die?" M: "Me. I'll be shot - probably by one of the ex-Smiths. — Steven Morrissey

One of the ex-sucias publishes a poem about you online. It's called El Puto — Junot Diaz

It turns out that there is nothing so 'ex' as an ex-politician, especially a defeated one. Your phone goes dead. — Michael Ignatieff

It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care — James Blunt

Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress. — Jay Leno

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

Social media has a way of changing your mood. I can see a picture of my ex, and it ruins my day. — Kim Stolz

You've got food stuck in your teeth," Vee told
Marcie. "In the crack between your two front teeth.
Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax ... — Becca Fitzpatrick

Melanchthon concludes that "no sane person can approve this Pharisaical and pagan opinion about ex opere operato." (Ap.XXIV.13) — Jordan B Cooper

If you wouldn't show or tell your mom, boss, and ex-boyfriend, then don't put it on Facebook. — Kelly Williams Brown

Ex hoc momento pendet aeternites.
(Eternity hangs from this moment.) — Kerstin Gier

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. — Mikhail Gorbachev

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' — Paris Hilton

I was dumped at my senior prom - I was 18 and in love. We danced all night, then she got back together with her ex. It broke my heart. — Chris Evans

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. — James Norton

Ex-D-boy, used to park my Beamer
Now look at me, I can park in my own arena — Jay-Z

The love I have for my ex-girlfriends will always be there, so I think that's true love. — Simon Cowell

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

I depart from life as from an inn, and not as from my home.
[Lat., Ex vita discedo, tanquam ex hospitio, non tanquam ex domo.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero

A boss who interrupts an employee a lot is called an extrovert, whereas an employee who interrupts a boss too often is called an ex-employee. — John Ortberg

There's some ex-traordinary things in books, said the mariner. — H.G.Wells