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Ex Funny Quotes By William Howard Taft: Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was

Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority! — William Howard Taft

Ex Funny Quotes By Katt Williams: White people, you did not get a receipt

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us! — Katt Williams

Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

Ex Funny Quotes By Dane Cook: I can always get better. A lot of

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

Ex Funny Quotes By George Lopez: At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom. — George Lopez

Ex Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield

Ex Funny Quotes By Unknown: All I'm saying is I've never seen my

All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room. — Unknown

Ex Funny Quotes By Unknown: An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's

An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future. — Unknown

Ex Funny Quotes By Aristotle.: Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. — Aristotle.

Ex Funny Quotes By Shubham Choudhary: If I were you, I'd go and do

If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary

Ex Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Unbeknown to us, some of the people who

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Ex Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The ballgame is over ... in this inning.

The ballgame is over ... in this inning. — Jerry Coleman

Ex Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston. — Jerry Coleman

Ex Funny Quotes By Bill Maher: Can we go back to using Facebook for

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

Ex Funny Quotes By Mindy Levy: They say laughter is the best medicine, and

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE. — Mindy Levy

Ex Funny Quotes By Margaret Stohl: Great. So he's a genius. Fifty points for

Great. So he's a genius. Fifty points for Ivanclaw. — Margaret Stohl

Ex Funny Quotes By Shay Rucker: Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

Ex Funny Quotes By Betty White: Keep the other person's well being in mind

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. — Betty White

Ex Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Was that suit made to order? Where were

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time? — Henny Youngman

Ex Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I see some people with glasses here, I

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

Ex Funny Quotes By Caitlin Hale: Jack Black is so funny! On and off

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale