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Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!
— William Howard Taft
Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
— Jo Brand
At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
— George Lopez
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
— Rodney Dangerfield
An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.
— Unknown
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.
— Aristotle.
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The ballgame is over ... in this inning.
— Jerry Coleman
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
— Jerry Coleman
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
— Bill Maher
Great. So he's a genius. Fifty points for Ivanclaw.
— Margaret Stohl
Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit
— Shay Rucker
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman