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Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. — Jennifer Crusie

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

The United States is the best and fairest and most decent nation on the face of the earth. — George H. W. Bush

He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy. — Rachel Caine

Old river in its broad reach rested unruffled at the decline of day, after ages of good service done to the race that peopled — Joseph Conrad

When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry. — Eve Merriam

One great thing about growing old is that nothing is going to lead to anything. Everything is of the moment. — Joseph Campbell

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

In a real poem a sound does not swallow a letter, but a letter swallows a sound. — Dejan Stojanovic

In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve. — Steve Coogan

If I hadn't given my money away, I'd have had more than anyone else on the planet. — Bill Gates

-Pig.
-I prefer the term rutting beast. — Eve Langlais