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Artists are always young. — Margaret Fuller

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. — Woody Allen

Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm."
"Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson

The lakes in Washington State give us tons of crawfish. — Tom Douglas

Politicians fascinate because they constitute such a paradox; they are an elite that accomplishes mediocrity for the public good. — George Will

Learn how to die, and you learn how to live." I — Mitch Albom

Companionship is a foreign concept to some people. They fear it as much as the majority of people fear loneliness. — Criss Jami

Eccentricity, to be socially acceptable, had still to have at least four or five generations of inbreeding behind it. — Osbert Lancaster

We must start ... rebuilding our cities around energy efficiency and human needs, rather than around the car and wasted energy. — Jay Inslee

When you can swim, who cares how deep the water is? — Seth Godin

Seattle is Sweden! Extremely liberal, progressive, and very white, with a strong undercurrent of racism. — Sherman Alexie

When the wisdom speaks, be quite and listen! When the stupidity speaks, stand up and leave! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

When at last I learned forgetting, I learned it very quickly and all too well. — Ursula K. Le Guin

Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long. — Wes Locher

Isn't joy worth the effort of trust? — Ann Voskamp

It is one thing to read about the world, but quite another to see and hear for oneself. — Mary Travers