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Hope itself is a pain, while it is overmatched by fear. — Philip Sidney

I hate when comedians use Performed For The Troops as one of there credits before they go up on stage. — Felipe Esparza

In January 1776, Thomas Paine issued 'Common Sense,' advocating independence from Great Britain. — Mike Crapo

Life is enriched by difficulty; love is made more acute when it requires exertion. — Andrew Solomon

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes. — Felipe Esparza

Lack of loyalty is one of the major causes of failure in every walk of life — Napoleon Hill

When I'm on the road, restaurants are like gyms: I know where I want to be in each city. — Triple H

You may baptize as long as you want, but the Jew remains a Jew, the Chinese a Chinese and the Negro a Negro. — Julius Streicher

I've always just wanted to play ball, that's all. I didn't want to do no interviews, because I didn't want to be bothered with reporters. — Moses Malone

So here's something I know to be true, although it's a little corny, and I don't quite know what to do with it: — George Saunders

The shade of difference that separates a greaser from a hood wasn't present in Dally. — S.E. Hinton

I will never break your heart. I will never hurt you. I might fuck up, I might not be perfect, but I'll never hurt you, Evan. You have my word. — Liz Reinhardt