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You do not need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends you can be certain of — Itzik Amiel

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. — Erma Bombeck

Stepping into extreme longevity requires strategy, knowledge, spiritual research, emotional release work, inspired dedication, and determination. — David Wolfe

So, as I was saying, guys and girls can be friends.
Best friends.
And what's better than falling in love with your best friend?
Nothing. — Elizabeth Eulberg

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. — Erma Bombeck

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. — Erma Bombeck

Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley. — Ann Landers

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate. — Erma Bombeck

Be glad in the Lord and receive willingly from His Hand all that he designs for my holiness - both painful and pleasant. — John Piper

I had a body wax. It's the most painful thing I have ever done in my life. I had every single hair on my body pulled out, and I really bruised. — Andy Serkis

If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school. — Lewis Black

A gentleman with a pug nose is a contradiction in terms. — Edgar Allan Poe