Erections Quotes
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Erections Quotes & Sayings
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SITTING WITH MY UNNEUTERED BULL MASTIFF RUFUS WATCHING 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS WITH STEREO ERECTIONS.
— Vince McMahon
I knew guys got erections.I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along. — Tara Altebrando
mission impossible,
— S.L. Morgan
You could paint my nob tartan and call it Throb Roy.
— Timothy Lea
I play on a soccer team.
— Jake Short
Just your everyday grouping of civilized gentlemen, sitting in a round robin to discuss the events of the day with quivering erections.
— Patrick DeWitt
Experience teaches that the fire of mental grief is intensified by being confined to its own hearth.
— Fr James Groenings
Singing is a f***ing blast. When it's really good, it's as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the time on stage, I do!
— Joan Osborne
Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.
— Jeaniene Frost
Of erections how few are domed like St. Peter's! of creatures, how few vast as the whale!
— Herman Melville
You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.
— Alberto Vitale
She'd read somewhere that normal, healthy men got up to twenty erections a day. Um ... yep, Ares was definitely healthy.
— Larissa Ione
A man may own a ship, but unless he is captain of a crew he goes where the ship goes.
— Josephine Tey
There's more to everything that what's obvious," he always said. "You just have to look for it.
— D.J. MacHale
LCSH terms that are "orphans" in terms of their individual coverage are seldom orphans in terms of their relationships.
— Thomas Mann
Perfect imitations must share the fate of the originals.
— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. ... during the week.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
She tried to complain, but couldn't hide that siren grin that made males trip over their erections.
— Cecy Robson
How can one call that a defeat? There is no such thing.
— Walter Russell
Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.
— Douglas Coupland
Erections don't equal personal growth, Trey
— Suzanne Wright
Erections, Ejaculations,Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness.
— Charles Bukowski
Suicide solves midlife crises.
— Brian Spellman