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SITTING WITH MY UNNEUTERED BULL MASTIFF RUFUS WATCHING 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS WITH STEREO ERECTIONS. — Vince McMahon

I knew guys got erections.
I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along. — Tara Altebrando

I'm getting a diamond-hard boner just thinking about it. — Tim Dorsey

mission impossible, — S.L. Morgan

You could paint my nob tartan and call it Throb Roy. — Timothy Lea

Like all the other alphas in the room, they sat in complete stillness, erections aching against the front of their trousers. The — Leta Blake

I play on a soccer team. — Jake Short

Just your everyday grouping of civilized gentlemen, sitting in a round robin to discuss the events of the day with quivering erections. — Patrick DeWitt

Young girls giggle with nervous delight at the erections they inspire. — Mason Cooley

Experience teaches that the fire of mental grief is intensified by being confined to its own hearth. — Fr James Groenings

Then let's treat all these holy texts as stories, fictions, and imperfections that could excite us to tears or erections. — Rawi Hage

Singing is a f***ing blast. When it's really good, it's as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the time on stage, I do! — Joan Osborne

You're the love of my life, Mack. And he's my greatest accomplishment." Her — Jamie Schlosser

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands. — Jeaniene Frost

Of erections how few are domed like St. Peter's! of creatures, how few vast as the whale! — Herman Melville

The early years he had spent building Nansei were like a hurricane in his memory, a huge, overbearing wind into which every loose thing was sucked. — Ann Patchett

I scowled defensively. "My conversations don't usually include the subject of erections."
"Too bad," he said. "All the best conversations do. — Lisa Kleypas

Now I see why Georgie was totally cool with Vektal claiming her as his mate. If he's anything like Raahosh, he dicked the brains right out of her. — Ruby Dixon

You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time. — Alberto Vitale

She'd read somewhere that normal, healthy men got up to twenty erections a day. Um ... yep, Ares was definitely healthy. — Larissa Ione

A man may own a ship, but unless he is captain of a crew he goes where the ship goes. — Josephine Tey

There's more to everything that what's obvious," he always said. "You just have to look for it. — D.J. MacHale

LCSH terms that are "orphans" in terms of their individual coverage are seldom orphans in terms of their relationships. — Thomas Mann

when Rownt penises grew an easy two feet longer and picked up a good thirty pounds as part of their erections. "Enjoying — Lyn Gala

Perfect imitations must share the fate of the originals. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. ... during the week. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

She tried to complain, but couldn't hide that siren grin that made males trip over their erections. — Cecy Robson

How can one call that a defeat? There is no such thing. — Walter Russell

Erections, as we all know, come to the teenager on a plate. — Martin Amis

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity. — Douglas Coupland

Erections don't equal personal growth, Trey — Suzanne Wright

Erections, Ejaculations,Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness. — Charles Bukowski

Suicide solves midlife crises. — Brian Spellman