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It took all my concentration not to get an erection now that he was being mean to me again. He was really fucking sexy when he was hostile. — Nicole Castle

I now have an erection that is probably tall enough to ride some of the scarier rides at Great America without a parent. — Audrey Niffenegger

I hope I don't have an erection, Tengo thought. — Haruki Murakami

The music of the Stones pounds the air like the amplified pulse of my erection. — E.L. Doctorow

Grandma, Grandpa, Auntie Cam started a fire at work. And she got an erection! — Kelly Moran

A man doesn't need a study to know if he's feeling amorous. There is no such thing as a placebo erection. — Chris Kilham

To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection. — Perry Brass

He's fiddling around in his pocket ... nothing to worry about ... all the young ones fiddle around in their pockets ... a pistol? an erection? — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Reason is intelligence taking exercise. Imagination is intelligence with an erection. — Victor Hugo

No one wants to pay for a cure for cancer, but Heaven forbid a man lose his hair or an erection. — Wesley Chu

There was something about the man that was throwing her right off, and it had everything to do with the boner in his pants. — Rosanna Leo

I knew guys got erections.
I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along. — Tara Altebrando

He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. — Tara Gilesbie

Axe's erection was instantaneous, and he kept himself facing her as it rose. Even — J.R. Ward

Dammit. I knew a four-hour erection wasn't normal. — Kendall Ryan

(As brain cells die from oxygen starvation, euphoria sets in, and one last, grand erection.) — Mary Roach

If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge. — Erin McCarthy

It was impossible not to moan at the feel of his massive erection. She wiggled her pelvis over it, drawing a strangled groan from his lips. — Elle Kennedy

Guy's own erection was so hard it ached, as if it were an angry dog begging to be let out and pawing at the door. — Edmund White

A bite from the Brazilian wandering spider results in an erection that lasts for several hours. — John Lloyd

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. — Alex Comfort

I drew my gaze up from his throbbing erection and he grinned and winked at me like the cocky son of a bitch he was. — Samantha Young

The building is a ginormous 175-story office building that juts into the sky like a glass and steel erection. — Andrew Shaffer

They have hyped up HIV into this super-rapist but in reality the damn thing can hardly get an erection. — Peter Duesberg

Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" — Zach Galifianakis

I had a dream I named my boat after you. I love to raise your mast. — Amanda Mosher

Oh, God! He'd just gotten an erection in front of his therapist. If he hadn't been traumatized for life before, he certainly was now.
--Max — Lenore Black

But damn it, if he could be nonchalant about a woman rubbing herself against his giant erection like it was a stripper's pole, then so could she. — Amy Andrews

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. — Tom Perrotta

I went for a walk and I stubbed my big toe. And my erection. — Jarod Kintz

I haven't had any action since the late seventies, so don't make me jealous. I don't think my heart can handle an erection. — Elle Aycart

The boy looks into Mugwump eyes blank as obsidian mirrors, pools of black blood, glory holes in a toilet wall closing on the Last Erection. — William S. Burroughs

Marriage is making you soft."
"Actually, it's making me hard. — Vicky Dreiling

cast-iron erection, on — M.R. James

When you get an erection you think you're passionate. — Henry Miller

Life, like getting an erection, is a spontaneous process which collapses when one tries to force it to happen. — Alan W. Watts

Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection. — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Don't let your erection be your direction — Shon Hyneman

I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection — Jon Richardson

I measure meteors the size of planets when led to erection, — DeJuan Cuffee

I would say my sex drive is weaker than most. However, my lens has a permanent erection. — Nobuyoshi Araki

Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection. — Chuck Palahniuk

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey

If I don't have an erection when I'm doing a drawing, I know it's no good. — Tom Of Finland

Sorry, baby. Let's get out of here, he says, speaking with the intense, strained tones of a man with an erection. — Neal Stephenson

But sweetie, nothing says I love you like an erection. — Ethan Day

The erection of a monument is superfluous, our memory will endure if our lives have deserved it. — Pliny The Younger

No man got an erection from looking at "brown string sandals. — Mary Roach

Estragon: What about hanging ourselves?
Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection. — Samuel Beckett

The smell would have given me an erection if I'd still had testicles. — Garth Stein

I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them. — Meredith Schorr

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I believe that is what they call an erection. ~ Double Teamed — Gia Blue

Appreciation of art is a moral erection, otherwise mere dilettantism. — Jean Cocteau

Revenge seeks its pound of flesh. That's one fifth of my erection. — Jarod Kintz

When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor. — Carlos Mencia

Nipple erection on command - now that's method acting. Oh, — Jim Butcher

Watching the videotape seemed to induce a strangely stiff erection with no connection to the rest of me. — Jim Provenzano