Erection Quotes
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Erection Quotes & Sayings
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It took all my concentration not to get an erection now that he was being mean to me again. He was really fucking sexy when he was hostile.
— Nicole Castle
I now have an erection that is probably tall enough to ride some of the scarier rides at Great America without a parent.
— Audrey Niffenegger
I hope I don't have an erection, Tengo thought.
— Haruki Murakami
A man doesn't need a study to know if he's feeling amorous. There is no such thing as a placebo erection.
— Chris Kilham
He's fiddling around in his pocket ... nothing to worry about ... all the young ones fiddle around in their pockets ... a pistol? an erection?
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
No one wants to pay for a cure for cancer, but Heaven forbid a man lose his hair or an erection.
— Wesley Chu
There was something about the man that was throwing her right off, and it had everything to do with the boner in his pants.
— Rosanna Leo
I knew guys got erections.I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along. — Tara Altebrando
He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.
— Tara Gilesbie
Dammit. I knew a four-hour erection wasn't normal.
— Kendall Ryan
(As brain cells die from oxygen starvation, euphoria sets in, and one last, grand erection.)
— Mary Roach
If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.
— Erin McCarthy
Guy's own erection was so hard it ached, as if it were an angry dog begging to be let out and pawing at the door.
— Edmund White
A bite from the Brazilian wandering spider results in an erection that lasts for several hours.
— John Lloyd
I drew my gaze up from his throbbing erection and he grinned and winked at me like the cocky son of a bitch he was.
— Samantha Young
The building is a ginormous 175-story office building that juts into the sky like a glass and steel erection.
— Andrew Shaffer
They have hyped up HIV into this super-rapist but in reality the damn thing can hardly get an erection.
— Peter Duesberg
Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"
— Zach Galifianakis
These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.
— Tom Perrotta
I haven't had any action since the late seventies, so don't make me jealous. I don't think my heart can handle an erection.
— Elle Aycart
The boy looks into Mugwump eyes blank as obsidian mirrors, pools of black blood, glory holes in a toilet wall closing on the Last Erection.
— William S. Burroughs
Marriage is making you soft.""Actually, it's making me hard. — Vicky Dreiling
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— M.R. James
When you get an erection you think you're passionate.
— Henry Miller
Life, like getting an erection, is a spontaneous process which collapses when one tries to force it to happen.
— Alan W. Watts
Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection.
— Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Don't let your erection be your direction
— Shon Hyneman
I measure meteors the size of planets when led to erection,
— DeJuan Cuffee
I would say my sex drive is weaker than most. However, my lens has a permanent erection.
— Nobuyoshi Araki
Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection.
— Chuck Palahniuk
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
— Amunhotep El Bey
Sorry, baby. Let's get out of here, he says, speaking with the intense, strained tones of a man with an erection.
— Neal Stephenson
The erection of a monument is superfluous, our memory will endure if our lives have deserved it.
— Pliny The Younger
I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.
— Meredith Schorr
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.
— Carlos Mencia
Watching the videotape seemed to induce a strangely stiff erection with no connection to the rest of me.
— Jim Provenzano