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May I always have a heart superior, with economy suitable, to my fortune. — William Shenstone

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. — Criss Jami

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. — Graham Greene

It is only when the mirror has not spoken to Chimpanzee in a plain language that it thinks it looks more better than the Gorilla — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. — Bette Davis

I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy. — George Carlin

I have learnt that I am me, that I can do the things that, as one might put it, me can do, but I cannot do the things that me would like to do. — Oswald Chambers

Do not share your thoughts with people who think that what you are thinking is not worth thinking. — Michael Bassey Johnson

In my prayers I never said I needed a home. I said I wanted a sanctuary. — Mary Anne Radmacher

Your name
fit into my mouth
better than my own ever has.

Like I was
born to speak it. — Darshana Suresh

Expect not praise without envy until you are dead. — Charles Caleb Colton

If you don't know what your barriers are, it's impossible to figure out how to tear them down. — John Manning

She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy. — Patrick Major Dallas OR

Envy is for people who don't have the self-esteem to be jealous. — Bauvard

This world has been changing from time immemorial. But because it is "round" (subject to cycle of cause-effect), one cannot find an end to it. — Dada Bhagwan

When I think of people I am close to, I genuinely feel that I can include Josh Lyman, Toby Ziegler, C.J. Cregg and Sam Seaborn. — Eric Whitacre

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway. — Craig Ferguson

Love, respect, and friendship do unite a people as well as a common hatred does. — Anton Chekhov

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe. — Dave Barry

Ty is green but never with envy. Best of all, he's usually available to help move a heavy piece of furniture. — John Hopkins

Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning. — Criss Jami

Women never bought Freud's idea of penis envy: who would want a shotgun when you can have an automatic? — Natalie Angier

Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. — Dorothy Parker

When I envied a man's spurs then they were indeed worth coveting. — Zane Grey

Don't worry, I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. — Matthew Broderick

They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. — Bob Monkhouse

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. — Aeschylus

Nobody stood by Jesus. Maybe nobody will stand by you. It's a lonely life, but it's a glorious life. — Leonard Ravenhill

Some folks rail against other folks, because other folks have what some folks would be glad of. — Henry Fielding

I have no wisdom to share on dating. — Rachel Dratch

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ... and he's in prison ... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat. — Bill Watterson

This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous? — Susan Juby