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Enemies Funny Quotes By Robert Conquest: The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best

The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies. — Robert Conquest

Enemies Funny Quotes By Sarah Cross: Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not

Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.) — Sarah Cross

Enemies Funny Quotes By Shae Ross: Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your

Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies. — Shae Ross

Enemies Funny Quotes By Ron Perlman: 1% of the population has all the money

1% of the population has all the money and the other 99% have nothing. — Ron Perlman

Enemies Funny Quotes By Voltaire: May God defend me from my friends: I

May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies. — Voltaire

Enemies Funny Quotes By Fredrik Backman: Ove doubts whether someone who can't park a

Ove doubts whether someone who can't park a car properly should even be allowed to vote. When — Fredrik Backman

Enemies Funny Quotes By Frederick Lenz: Purity means lack of hatred, jealousy, fear, greed

Purity means lack of hatred, jealousy, fear, greed and lust - the absence of anything that can stain consciousness. — Frederick Lenz

Enemies Funny Quotes By Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux: A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself. — Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux

Enemies Funny Quotes By Kelly Moran: Sammy: "How do you comb your hair so

Sammy: "How do you comb your hair so the horns don't show?"
Cain: "Don't mind her. A house just fell on her sister. — Kelly Moran

Enemies Funny Quotes By Emma Chase: You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!"

You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses.
"And you have the chest of one. — Emma Chase

Enemies Funny Quotes By Yasser Arafat: Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. — Yasser Arafat

Enemies Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: My hands are of your colour; but I

My hands are of your colour; but I shame
To wear a heart so white. — William Shakespeare

Enemies Funny Quotes By Edward Gibbon: A taste for books, which is still the

A taste for books, which is still the pleasure and glory of my life. — Edward Gibbon

Enemies Funny Quotes By Dennis Miller: The French are always reticent to surrender to

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies. — Dennis Miller

Enemies Funny Quotes By Max Lerner: What counted was not the facts but the

What counted was not the facts but the fears. — Max Lerner

Enemies Funny Quotes By Elizabeth McGovern: There is nothing in my life where I

There is nothing in my life where I view myself as a 1920s person. — Elizabeth McGovern

Enemies Funny Quotes By Walt Whitman: I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. — Walt Whitman

Enemies Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Enemies Funny Quotes By Ira Levin: Anyone who needs more than one suitcase is

Anyone who needs more than one suitcase is a tourist, not a traveler — Ira Levin