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Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I can go from blokey to girlie in

I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates.

Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It's a slow burn thing. It's got an arc. Comedy is more like coke. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I wear whatever I want whenever I want.

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I don't know what it's like in the

I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I like my coffee hot and strong. Like

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong ... with a spoon in them. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I'd like to have sex with myself.

I'd like to have sex with myself. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: We must have been hunters and gatherers but

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls

I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's

Comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Most people are widely read. I'm thinly read.

Most people are widely read. I'm thinly read. I've read *** all, and I'm very proud of it. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I've wiped the file? ... I've wiped all

I've wiped the file? ... I've wiped all the files? ... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem! — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: They say the Universe started with a big

They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking

There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD! — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live

San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here ... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: If I were Achilles I would put my

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete! — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life.

Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: There was no religion in my life growing

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Never put a sock in a toaster.

Never put a sock in a toaster. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: And the druids, they were into sex and

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: They tend to come out a colour called

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash' — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I just believe in the goodwill of people,

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I'm an Action Transvestite

I'm an Action Transvestite — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God,

I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: When I watched Braveheart I was in tears

When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Two languages in one brain? No one can

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed! — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt

It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt ... you weird talking person. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what

America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Danger could be my middle name ... But

Danger could be my middle name ... But it's John. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Animals in the wild are lean, and I

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: My Gran said put a thimble on your

My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: You piss me off you Salmon ... You're

You piss me off you Salmon ... You're too expensive in restaurants. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I'm covered in bees!

I'm covered in bees! — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Cats have a scam going - you buy

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I wanna live 'til I die, no more,

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I did bronze survival swimming. I could save

I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: They're not women's clothes. They're my clothes. I

They're not women's clothes. They're my clothes. I bought them. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: If you get too well-known, you can never

If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: All humans can do more than they think

All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: If there were a god, don't you think

If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off? — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: The Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard

The Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard who stand proudly in pajamas and silly hats. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy

Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Cake and tea or death?

Cake and tea or death? — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: You're gay, you sell books ... you probably

You're gay, you sell books ... you probably shag the books. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: What was the first cat that talked a

What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in? — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I like my coffee like I like my

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.

I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I

Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU! — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I am an evil Giraffe.

I am an evil Giraffe. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class? — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Father, bless me for I have sinned, I

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin ... I poked a badger with a spoon. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Because that's what narcissism is all about; looking

Because that's what narcissism is all about; looking in the mirror everyday and thinking 'Damn, I'd like to shag myself.' — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I try to just talk about human stories

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: You know, I don't believe that religions are

You know, I don't believe that religions are religions. No, I believe they are philosophies with some good ideas and some fuckin' weird ones. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I am two lesbians in a man's body.

I am two lesbians in a man's body. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think

Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney? — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I'm a one-man idiot.

I'm a one-man idiot. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I'm working on a speed boat at the

I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running,

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there! — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: "I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I've done a bit of Latin in my

I've done a bit of Latin in my time ... but I can control it. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I grew up in Europe, where the history

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: This is not a game of Who The

This is not a game of Who The Fuck Are You. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Poetry is very similar to music, only less

Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Gene Hackman: My wife and I take what we call

My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard. — Gene Hackman

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: If you go down as a comedian's comedian,

If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: We will now sing forth, hymn 405, 'Oh

We will now sing forth, hymn 405, 'Oh God, what on earth is my hairdo all about? — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I don't subscribe to the theory that all

I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: There's not much makeup in the army, is

There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it? — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I love the fact that trying is respected.

I love the fact that trying is respected. The American Dream: if you try, if you build it, they will come. I love that. It's honorable. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: That's no good, I can't steal from the

That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it? — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Deirdre O'Kane: I knew I couldn't do what Eddie Izzard

I knew I couldn't do what Eddie Izzard does, so I just tried to write some stories that were based, or partly based, on my own experiences. — Deirdre O'Kane

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen's.

Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen's. They're all frumpy aren't they? Because it's a bad idea when cousin's marry. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I appreciate your applause, but I don't do

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm

Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm not. I'm really quite ... Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I start going, Oh, would you like insurance? — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Boy bands should be exploded from a great

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Bruce Vilanch: Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love

Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him. — Bruce Vilanch

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: If you get too well-known in comedy, I

If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: My stand-up is quite good now, people say.

My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: What have you been reading, The Gospel according

What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?! — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I don't believe that competitions are important.

I don't believe that competitions are important. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: If you can be your own force of

If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: If there is a God, his plan is

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: You can't land on the moon and say,

You can't land on the moon and say, Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam! — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Learning that you have stamina is an excellent

Learning that you have stamina is an excellent thing to know. If a project fails, I know I can pick myself up. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Have you got a flag?

Have you got a flag? — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt

It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I want to live till I die. No

I want to live till I die. No more, no less. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: If you get anything creative going, then the

If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I don't believe in God. So I'm a

I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us; in humans. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.

Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read. — Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes By Eddie Izzard: We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two

We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't! — Eddie Izzard