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Eating Out Funny Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Juvenal: He never sought to stem the current. [Of

He never sought to stem the current. [Of a statesman who accommodates his views to public opinion.] — Juvenal

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I saw this wino, he was eating grapes.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Vidya Balan: Marriage is something I'd recommend everyone to try,

Marriage is something I'd recommend everyone to try, if you find the right person, of course. — Vidya Balan

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: When they were naming the animals, somebody got

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. — Frank Carson

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Tanya Masse: How is it that food STILL contains calories

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying! — Tanya Masse

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Sarah J. Maas: The attack, Lorcan supposed, was Hellas's way of

The attack, Lorcan supposed, was Hellas's way of telling him to keep his cock in his pants and mind out of the gutter. — Sarah J. Maas

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one

Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? — Nicholas Sparks

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Peaches Geldof: People should just be aware of how they

People should just be aware of how they are eating ... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad. — Peaches Geldof

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: You know what they say when a supermodel

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Shania Twain: I think there's something odd about eating another

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. — Shania Twain

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Johnny Carson: If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. — Johnny Carson

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Doyle Brunson: I can't believe how much money I lose

I can't believe how much money I lose betting on sports. "sucker born every minute". That's me! — Doyle Brunson

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Sylvia Browne: I've always been interested in past lives, because

I've always been interested in past lives, because they're earmarks of what creates us. — Sylvia Browne

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Colleen Hoover: Warren returns from his room and sits back

Warren returns from his room and sits back down at the table.
"I walked away for dramatic effect," he says. "I wasn't finished eating yet. — Colleen Hoover

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Paul McKenna: I've noticed a funny thing about people who

I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it — Paul McKenna

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Loretta Lost: You can't agree to a life with someone

You can't agree to a life with someone who doesn't respect you. — Loretta Lost

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Anonymous: And now these three remain: faith, hope and

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. — Anonymous

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: It's not over till the fat lady eats!

It's not over till the fat lady eats! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Lauren Barnholdt: You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly.

You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back. — Lauren Barnholdt

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Merrit Malloy: And I choose to be aloneRather than wrapped

And I choose to be alone
Rather than wrapped in arms I could never need. — Merrit Malloy

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Adam Carolla: I saw a commercial for the maxi pads

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. — Adam Carolla

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Mizzy obligingly wrote on the board, Step One:

Mizzy obligingly wrote on the board, Step One: find Regalia, then totally explode her. Lots and lots. — Brandon Sanderson

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Do fish get cramps after eating?

Do fish get cramps after eating? — Steven Wright

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Evangeline Lilly: Around the time I graduated from high school,

Around the time I graduated from high school, I decided better to underachieve and have friendship than to overachieve and be alone. — Evangeline Lilly

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Olive B. Persimmon: The first time someone asked me if I

The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Solange Nicole: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' — Tommy Cooper

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Doug Stanhope: When you consider the overpopulation in this world

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society. — Doug Stanhope

Eating Out Funny Quotes By Jodi Picoult: One person's trauma is another's loss of innocence.

One person's trauma is another's loss of innocence. — Jodi Picoult