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I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

He never sought to stem the current. [Of a statesman who accommodates his views to public opinion.] — Juvenal

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg

Marriage is something I'd recommend everyone to try, if you find the right person, of course. — Vidya Balan

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. — Frank Carson

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying! — Tanya Masse

The attack, Lorcan supposed, was Hellas's way of telling him to keep his cock in his pants and mind out of the gutter. — Sarah J. Maas

Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? — Nicholas Sparks

People should just be aware of how they are eating ... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad. — Peaches Geldof

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. — Shania Twain

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. — Johnny Carson

I can't believe how much money I lose betting on sports. "sucker born every minute". That's me! — Doyle Brunson

I've always been interested in past lives, because they're earmarks of what creates us. — Sylvia Browne

Warren returns from his room and sits back down at the table.
"I walked away for dramatic effect," he says. "I wasn't finished eating yet. — Colleen Hoover

I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it — Paul McKenna

You can't agree to a life with someone who doesn't respect you. — Loretta Lost

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. — Anonymous

It's not over till the fat lady eats! — Ljupka Cvetanova

You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back. — Lauren Barnholdt

And I choose to be alone
Rather than wrapped in arms I could never need. — Merrit Malloy

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. — Adam Carolla

Mizzy obligingly wrote on the board, Step One: find Regalia, then totally explode her. Lots and lots. — Brandon Sanderson

Do fish get cramps after eating? — Steven Wright

Around the time I graduated from high school, I decided better to underachieve and have friendship than to overachieve and be alone. — Evangeline Lilly

The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' — Tommy Cooper

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society. — Doug Stanhope

One person's trauma is another's loss of innocence. — Jodi Picoult