Eat Cake Quotes
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Eat Cake Quotes & Sayings
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If the people have no bread, let them eat cake.
— Marie Antoinette
I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
— Gabriel Iglesias
We think we should have to work in order to feel. We want to have our cake resist us; and then we want to eat it, too.
— Leslie Jamison
I don't get where he gets off thinking he should be able to have his cake and eat it too because news flash, this cake store is fucking closed.--Lane
— Michelle A. Valentine
You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.
— Miguel De Cervantes
Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake..
— Diane Samuels
To accept some idea of truth without experiencing it is like a painting of a cake on paper which you cannot eat.
— Shunryu Suzuki
Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does!
— C. JoyBell C.
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.
— Marcel Achard
I said, "Juvenile delinquents eat chocolate cake, so chocolate cake must cause juvenile delinquency," but nobody listened to me. I wasn't on TV.
— Stan Lee
If the cake fits, eat it!
— Gordon Korman
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
— John B. Heywood
I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake.
— Denise Van Outen
I am a woman on her way to eat cake.
— Anna Funder
We've been able to have our cake and eat it, too. Every song, every T-shirt, is absolutely a pure expression of what we want to do. And it connects.
— Tom Morello
In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach.
— Catherynne M Valente
I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake.
— Maria Sharapova
But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
— Derek Landy
Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.
— Mark Teixeira
Devil's Food?
You can only eat so much white cake, my friend. — Christopher Moore
You can only eat so much white cake, my friend. — Christopher Moore
A birthday is an accomplishment; not an insult. A lot of people do not get to have them anymore. Celebrate it. Eat cake. Do something fun.
— E.J. Divitt
May I feel like I feel when I'm about to eat cake.
— Greg Walloch
He was, he admitted, a man who liked to have his cake and eat it too.
— Colleen McCullough
Yes, you may have your cake and eat it too. I will only take the rest of the world along with all the other cakes in it, thank you!
— C. JoyBell C.
Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.
— Else Holmelund Minarik
Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice.
— Mary Berry
You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake.
— Paula Deen
No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake - not my mom, not Santa, not God - no one. It was my cake and everyone else could go fuck themselves.
— Allie Brosh
If you'd told em you killed a blind gramma, they'd have stayed to eat the pizza and cake. Free is free.
— Stephen King
I always eat cake for breakfast
— Stampylongnose
I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.
— Gabriel Iglesias
I remembered the way out suggested by a great princess when told that the peasants had no bread: "Well, let them eat cake".
— Jean-Jacques Rousseau
If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.
— Emma Donoghue
The real me now may not be thin but she's got the cake and, if she likes, can eat it too.
— Arabella Weir
You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants.
— Brian Spellman
They will find the cake and they will gobble it up, because, having no mother, they don't know how dangerous 'tis to eat rich damp cake.
— J.M. Barrie
Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake.
— Aaron Paul
Let them eat cake.
— Marie Antoinette
You CAN have your cake and eat it too. Just try not to choke.
— Shantale Finnerty
When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
— Anonymous
Let's go to the cafeteria," Will says, "and eat cake.
— Veronica Roth
You can only eat so much white cake.
— Christopher Moore
In life one cannot eat his cake and have it, too; he must make his choice and then do the best he can to be content to go the way his judgment leads.
— Clarence Darrow
Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?
— George Herbert
You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake.
— Orson Scott Card
You cannot eat your cake and have it.
— James Joyce
Its a matter of time that the money I make become a financial cake that I could eat everyday.
— Jonathan Anthony Burkett