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He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass. — Dylan Moran

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite. — Dylan Moran

EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! — Dylan Moran

We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now. — Dylan Moran

Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely.' — Dylan Moran

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop — Dylan Moran

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. — Dylan Moran

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? — Dylan Moran

I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight. — Dylan Moran

Fruit ... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!" — Dylan Moran

He looks like a horse in a man costume! — Dylan Moran

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. — Dylan Moran

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels. — Dylan Moran

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling. — Dylan Moran

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive. — Dylan Moran

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. — Dylan Moran

You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead! — Dylan Moran

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it. — Dylan Moran

Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. — Dylan Moran

I have tried ... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies. — Dylan Moran

I do pauses, pauses work for me — Dylan Moran

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder. — Dylan Moran

Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon! — Dylan Moran

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up! — Dylan Moran

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. — Dylan Moran

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. — Dylan Moran

You look like a horse in a man costume — Dylan Moran

You exaggerate your own reactions. — Dylan Moran

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.' — Dylan Moran