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He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.
— Dylan Moran
Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite.
— Dylan Moran
EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
— Dylan Moran
We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.
— Dylan Moran
Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop
— Dylan Moran
I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
— Dylan Moran
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
— Dylan Moran
He looks like a horse in a man costume!
— Dylan Moran
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
— Dylan Moran
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
— Dylan Moran
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
— Dylan Moran
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
— Dylan Moran
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.
— Dylan Moran
I do pauses, pauses work for me
— Dylan Moran
I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.
— Dylan Moran
Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon!
— Dylan Moran
You look like a horse in a man costume
— Dylan Moran
You exaggerate your own reactions.
— Dylan Moran