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Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Gary Kemp: I think I tried to control situations within

I think I tried to control situations within my first marriage and I wasn't the easiest person to live with. — Gary Kemp

Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Wang Yangming: Knowledge is the beginning of practice; doing is

Knowledge is the beginning of practice; doing is the completion of knowing. — Wang Yangming

Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Stanislaus Kostka: I want eternity. I was born for greater

I want eternity. I was born for greater things ... — Stanislaus Kostka

Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: Now go back to Supercuts and get your

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni! — Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: You wanna do this ... you wanna go

You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. — Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Bill Walsh: Strong leaders don't plead with individuals to perform.

Strong leaders don't plead with individuals to perform. — Bill Walsh

Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Shelly Crane: I wrapped my arms around his neck and

I wrapped my arms around his neck and held on as he showed me what love felt like. As he showed me that a kiss could change your entire world. — Shelly Crane

Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Rob Buyea: Maybe you just do the best you can,

Maybe you just do the best you can, 'cause you can't control what happens in the end. — Rob Buyea

Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Johann Georg Zimmermann: A moral lesson is better expressed in short

A moral lesson is better expressed in short sayings than in long discourse. — Johann Georg Zimmermann

Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!

Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! — Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Diana Abu-Jaber: There's the man with his cart who sold

There's the man with his cart who sold me rolls sprinkled with thyme and sesame every morning and then saluted me like a soldier. — Diana Abu-Jaber

Dwayne Johnson Funny Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: And then all of a sudden, you're doing

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak. — Dwayne Johnson