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My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head. — Jimmy Durante

Once you've spit something out, you can't eat it back up again. People don't forget. — Ainslie Hogarth

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once. — Jimmy Durante

Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth. — Jimmy Durante

Make someone happy,
Make just one someone happy,
And you will be happy, too. — Jimmy Durante

It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too. — Jimmy Durante

Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed! — Jimmy Durante

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown. — William Shakespeare

I hate music, especially when it's played. — Jimmy Durante

When I was a little boy, my dream was to play baseball and leave Cuba. — William Levy

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down. — Jimmy Durante

Poirot: Do not allow Hate into your heart, for it will make a home there.
Jackie: If Love cannot live there, Hate works just as well. — Agatha Christie

Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone! — Jimmy Durante

If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself. — Jimmy Durante

Now you know that you can't go wrong ... If you start each day with a song. — Jimmy Durante

I can say the Lord's prayer in 10 seconds. — Evel Knievel

To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place. — Jimmy Durante

My dad used to put me in front of the TV screen and made me watch old Jimmy Durante and Dean Martin movies. I just always loved entertainment. — James Wolk

I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't. — Daniel Handler

Only stupid people don't change their minds. — Boutros Boutros-Ghali

Be firm on principle but flexible on method. — Zig Ziglar

Everybody wants to get into the act! — Jimmy Durante

DURANTE:Your children are rather mentally unstable. Particularly the girls. Must I put up with them all? — Billy London

What the fuck, a man can't help his nature. — Stephen King

DURANTE: They are eighteen year olds in half centenarians' bodies. — Billy London

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. — Jimmy Durante

When I was young, my parents made me listen to old music and watch Jimmy Durante. I fell in love with the whole mystique of acting and entertainment. — James Wolk

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. — Jimmy Durante

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down. — Jimmy Durante

God picked me to be his punching bag ... so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy? — S.L.J. Shortt

There is not one incident in the history of humanity in which defeatism led to peace which was anything other than a complete fraud. — Douglas MacArthur

The gospel is not only the most important message in all of history; it is the only essential message in all of history. — Jerry Bridges

What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics. — Buddy Hackett

I did the searching and remembering, she did the disappearing and the forgetting. — Ann Brashares

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone. — Jimmy Durante

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did. — Jimmy Durante

Start off each day with a song — Jimmy Durante

So, Ray... you seem like a cool cat," she said. "Are you into alternative lifestyle parties? — Jason Medina

Be nice to people on your way up becuase you meet them on your way down — Jimmy Durante

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens. — Joseph Bologna

That's the conditions that prevail! — Jimmy Durante

Always enter the conversation already taking place in the customer's mind. — Robert Collier

Live like the universe is your beloved home, love like everyone is your closest friend. — Debasish Mridha

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down. — Jimmy Durante