Durante Quotes
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Durante Quotes & Sayings
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My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.
— Jimmy Durante
Once you've spit something out, you can't eat it back up again. People don't forget.
— Ainslie Hogarth
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
— Jimmy Durante
Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.
— Jimmy Durante
Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed!
— Jimmy Durante
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
— William Shakespeare
I hate music, especially when it's played.
— Jimmy Durante
Poirot: Do not allow Hate into your heart, for it will make a home there.Jackie: If Love cannot live there, Hate works just as well. — Agatha Christie
I can say the Lord's prayer in 10 seconds.
— Evel Knievel
To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.
— Jimmy Durante
Only stupid people don't change their minds.
— Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Be firm on principle but flexible on method.
— Zig Ziglar
Everybody wants to get into the act!
— Jimmy Durante
DURANTE:Your children are rather mentally unstable. Particularly the girls. Must I put up with them all?
— Billy London
What the fuck, a man can't help his nature.
— Stephen King
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
— Jimmy Durante
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
— Jimmy Durante
There is not one incident in the history of humanity in which defeatism led to peace which was anything other than a complete fraud.
— Douglas MacArthur
The gospel is not only the most important message in all of history; it is the only essential message in all of history.
— Jerry Bridges
What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.
— Buddy Hackett
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
— Jimmy Durante
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
— Jimmy Durante
Start off each day with a song
— Jimmy Durante
So, Ray... you seem like a cool cat," she said. "Are you into alternative lifestyle parties?
— Jason Medina
That's the conditions that prevail!
— Jimmy Durante
