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Why would he do this? "He likes you, dumbass," I said out loud. — Fisher Amelie

Hark, dumbass, the error is not to fall but to fall from no height. Don't fall off a curb, fall off a cliff. — Dean Young

Every time I question him about the feasibility, he smiles at me like he's Yoda and I'm just a dumbass without the Force. — Kendare Blake

You're not competing for him, dumbass. He's already yours. — Sarina Bowen

come and get it, you dumbass — Iris Johansen

How is it my fault that his name sounds like low-grade pornography? Blame his dumbass parents. — Cassandra Gannon

I'd be a dumbass if I didn't plan for every contingency. — Maya Banks

Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops. — Elle Lothlorien

I'm good at playing the dumbass. It provides a good cover so I can surprise people when I waltz all over them. — Clarissa Wild

He's the kind of good-looking that transforms once self-respecting females into useless puddles of dumbass. — Katja Millay

A girl likes to be asked, dumbass. — Matthew Woodring Stover

Aristotle, I swear that kid is going to get himself killed one of these days. He's a dumbass at the genetic level. — Gary Ballard

I just shook hands with a naked goddess. What was that she called you? She-ya-han? Does that mean dumbass in Old Irish or something? — Kevin Hearne

I'm actin' pro se. Do you even know what that means?" "Yeah, it's Latin for 'dumbass. — David Baldacci

Yeah, you are kind of a dumbass. — P.T. Dilloway

I suffer from a unique genetic condition. It's called Dumbass Syndrome and, unfortunately, there's no cure. — Ava Gray

Falling in love is like that: you always feel like a dumbass at some point, even if you know it's coming - it's unavoidable. — Kevin Hearne

You really are a dumbass. — Stjepan Sejic

Although the secrets governments kept were generally about money wasted on dumbass ideas while social services held bake sales. — Tanya Huff

Your Egnlish is so atrocious I don't feel the need to even respond' seems but a long-winded way of saying, 'Home-schooled dumbass. — George Takei

So, was the crime lab a reward for almost being killed?'
'No, it was a reward for not being Bryce, — Beverly Connor

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. — Raheel Farooq

The dumbass?' Justin asked.
'Yes, you're not the only one in town. Who knew? — Kim Harrington

Fear was a dumbass state to live in. - From IMAGINE ME AND YOU — Maisey Yates

I really hoped he wouldn't be at dinner. Mainly because I didn't want to stare at him like a dumbass. — Nichole Chase

See The Last Exorcism. But don't see its dumbass ending. — Paul Tremblay

It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear. — Damon Suede

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass. — Samuel L. Jackson

I don't know. He just seems to panic whenever we get close to ... " "He's such a dumbass." "Ruby, come on. He's trying." "To be a dumbass? — Anonymous

Club bitch? What dumbass female would want to call herself a club bitch with this fucking jerk around? — R.J. Lewis

RegRad: BTW, that "darkness" Skathi went on about w/ U = UR being a Valkyrie, DUMBASS! — Kresley Cole

Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass. — Eve Langlais

That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks. — David Wong

Some dumbass outside the reserve thinks you're wearing a butterfly on your arm, you'll get your ass kicked, Rafael said. — Rose Christo

What a dumbass. Pretty but so fucking dense. — Kristen Luciani

Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be. — Gerald McRaney