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I'm definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I'm not dumb. — Jessica Simpson

People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't. — Jim Norton

So many shows out there dumb-down the country. It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think. — David Krumholtz

Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old. — Seth Rogen

No one who threatens to kill people as often as you do would be dumb enough to actually kill someone. — Sherry D. Ficklin

Because we are communal creatures, if you're with people who think you're smart, you're smart, and if they think you're dumb, you're dumb. — Gloria Steinem

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you. — Chris Rock

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville

The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started. — John Updike

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers. — George W. Buck

Men are cheaters. Women are not to be trusted. And most people are dumb. — Jackie Collins

The only thing set in stone are dumb quotes and names of dead people. Everything else is subject to change. — Kimberly Spencer

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. — Mindy Kaling

Student: why do dumb people ignore wise people. Teacher: Because, the dumb people believe they are the wise people. — Jayce O'Neal

I hate to say this, but at the time, (late 70's) it was like the smart people liked punk and the dumb people liked Journey. — Howie Klein

In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many! — Ken Kesey

They were two people staring at each other knowingly, communicating psychically amidst an ocean of deaf, dumb and blind meatsacks. — Travis Luedke

Most people know nothing about learning; many despise it. Dummies reject as too hard whatever is not dumb. — Thomas More

Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time! — Drew Barrymore

People can play dumb all they want, but they always give themselves away in actions. In the small moments like that. — Stephanie Perkins

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons. — Artie Lange

He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it. — Brian Spellman

People in movies and TV seem to be completely dumb to what's going on in the real world and relationships. — Will Gluck

Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there. — Orson Welles

And I'm a little mean to people who are dumb. And most people are dumb. — Joe Kelly

Mason groaned. "Clinton, you're so dumb it gives me a headache. You heard Cora. She said keep Damon from eating people, not feed people to him." "Who — T.S. Joyce

I have a skeptical and cranky side, and I'm forever puzzled why people believe the, seeming to me, dumb things that they choose to believe. — Terence McKenna

Life is long and dumb and devastating. People should believe whatever they need to believe to get by. — Katie Coyle

No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about. — Trey Parker

If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb. — Andy Rooney

As long as people see him as dumb, tought guy, they don't notice the more clever things he does. — Neal Shusterman

No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Wise people could sometimes be dumb. — Eric Greitens

Because we rejected a certain kind of critical language people just assumed that we were dumb — Alice Notley

Why are free spirits always so fucking dumb? — Don DeLillo

People are dumb. I'll never get over how dumb people are. — George R R Martin

The music that I wrote and recorded is music that I really enjoy listening to. It's just dumb luck that a lot of other people do, too. — Tom Scholz

Don't text or Twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing ... also it lights up your big dumb face. — Louis C.K.

Those kids aren't dumb. But the people who run these schools want to make sure they don't get smart: they are really teaching the kids to be slaves. — James Baldwin

The bells they sound on Bredon, And still the steeples hum. "Come all to church, good people"- Oh, noisy bells, be dumb; I hear you, I will come. — A.E. Housman

Because I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb. — Wilmer Valderrama

The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber. — Ben Casnocha

For the people who don't know, my character could described, in a nutshell, as the bar dumb-dumb. — Charlie Day

Common sense isn't a real thing. And its ugly cousin, fairness, is a concept invented so dumb people could participate in arguments. — Scott Adams

It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you. — Tina Fey

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people. — Stephen Hawking

People are always asking me if I'm Lynyrd Skynyrd or which one's Skynyrd, but I always say, 'Who'd ever have a dumb name like that?' — Ed King

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful. — Adam Carolla

Don't assume you are more creative or better than anyone, because some people with better stuffs are just pretending to be dumb for a while. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Watch me when people say deaf and dumb, or deaf mute, and I give them a look like you might get if you called Denzel Washington the wrong name. — Marlee Matlin

We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb. — Lisa Scottoline

People usually wear their smarty pants when they are trying to hide their dumb asses. — Michael A. Wood Jr.

Once a man gets a reputation as a liar, he might as well be struck dumb, for people do not listen to the wind. — Robert A. Heinlein

If risk is the key factor to success and really smart people avoid it, you might not be dumb enough to succeed! — Garrison Wynn

Be kind to dumb people. — Don Herold

Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is. — David Allan Coe

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter. — Louise Brooks

I was aware that people thought a certain type of photo work was either stealing, borrowing, copying or dumb. — Laurie Simmons

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. — Axl Rose

You can do anything when you're famous. That's why famous people are so dumb. — Jarvis Cocker

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own. — Bo Burnham

There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people. — Ted Nugent

If something is accessible to a lot of people, it's got to be dumb because most people are dumb. — Stephen King

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. — Derek Landy

Some people, they've had a lot of fun, even if it was dumb fun and a shitty body of work. — Stephen Malkmus

I have the charisma of the chipmunk. I never have thought I was smart. I thought the people I dealt with were dumb. — Hyman George Rickover

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde

I use the grotesque the way I do because people are deaf and dumb and need help to see and hear. — Flannery O'Connor

People assume actresses are afraid to get older; the truth is the roles get a whole lot more compelling once you're too old to play dumb. — Olivia Wilde

If you think people are dumb, you'll spend a lifetime doing dumb work. — George Lois

It's such a fine line with people, whether they're playing dumb or being dumb. — Ben H. Winters

You can't focus on death, or failure. Otherwise you're surrendering greatness to all the people too dumb to contemplate it. — David Wong

Fair Game Theory: If you are dumb enough to be drained by people then you are fair game. — Frederick Lenz

A lot of the time, people think I'm really dumb or really uncomfortable talking to them, which is kind of a real thing. — Nathan Fielder

You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time! — Chris Rock

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. — Chris Rock

Can't abide adventure. 'Adventure' is a word people use to put a shine on lack of preparation and surviving through dumb luck. — Jeffery Russell

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are. — Patrick Star

People usually lived or died of dumb luck. Not because something mystical cares. — Robert Buettner

When people say "How dumb do you think I am?" I answer "You can't possibly be as dumb as I think you are." 09-19-2014 — Jan Thomas

I'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless. — Ryan Cabrera

She figured if people were dumb enough to believe that crap, they didn't deserve the truth. They probably wouldn't believe it anyway — Maya Banks

I'm too old to be governed by fear of dumb people. — Sam Waterston

If they didn't have an Oscar for people to shoot for, all they'd do is be making 'Dumb And Dumber' again and again. — Robert Osborne

What a dumb accident a family was. Some people got lucky, some not so lucky, and some people got the booby prize. — Laura Ruby

"You look how you look," "Be comfortable. What are you going to do? Be hungry every single day to make other people happy? That's just dumb." — Jennifer Lawrence

Don't be surprised by smart people doing bad choices! Dumb spirits seek to reborn with a better brain. — Robin Sacredfire

Intelligence is sexy. Don't play dumb, especially young girls. Don't play dumb. And let people see that you are intelligent. — Iman

The secret of the demagogue is to appear as dumb as his audience so that these people can believe themselves as smart as he is. — Rebecca Goldstein

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. — Keanu Reeves

Anyhow, many people in the soft sciences are prone to be wrong because they're crazy*
* some are dumb, too, but that's another story. — Gregory Cochran

My name is whaddya care
My home is anywhere
People say I'm awful dumb
So I thought to you I'd come — Harpo Marx

Only dumb people are happy. — Courtney Love

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool. — Leon Spinks

All disputation makes the mind deaf; and when people are deaf, I am dumb. — Joseph Joubert

I believe that more people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. — Nancy Reagan

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb. — Keanu Reeves

When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people. — Lucius Annaeus Seneca

People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. — Daniel Keyes

Football players are misunderstood. They aren't the dumb jocks people think they are. — Simone Elkeles