Dumb Funny Quotes
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Dumb Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job.
— George H. W. Bush
Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
— Dan Duva
It was a sobering experience.
— Lindsay Lohan
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
— Bruce Coville
When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
— Jennifer Crusie
It's literally murder on the dancefloor.
— Dermot O'Leary
If you think is was an accident, applaud.
— Geraldo Rivera
With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing.
— Keisha Buchanan
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
— David Zucker
In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many!
— Ken Kesey
I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile.
— Victoria Beckham
It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing
— Bill Wyman
It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.
— Lady Victoria Hervey
If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.
— Cyndi Lauper
We're going to move left and right at the same time.
— Jerry Brown
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel.
— Sharon Osbourne
Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me ... that's black ...
— Danielle O'Hara
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
— Vlade Divac
At the finish, it was all over
— Jim Watt
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
— Andre Dawson
Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
— Raheel Farooq
If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
— Paris Hilton
The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself.
— Dannii Minogue
I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want.
— Mark Wahlberg
This is a great day for France!
— Richard M. Nixon
I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately?
— Cilla Black
Acting is easier and smoother than singing - it's less drama.
— Beyonce Knowles
Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.
— Charles Dickens
My second hit was a flop.
— Shakin' Stevens
Did you write the words, or the lyrics?
— Bruce Forsyth
There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.
— Roger Daltrey
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card
If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.
— Nigella Lawson
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
— Oscar Wilde
So, how did you all meet?
— Donna Air
Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
— Jessica Simpson
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.
— Richard M. Nixon
The Nazis were seldom dumb and never funny.
— Leonid Kinskey
Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
— Jake Gyllenhaal
And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end
— Bob Holness
This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.
— Ross Perot
Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word
— Frank Bough
As humans we speak one language ...
— Avril Lavigne
I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.
— Katie Graykowski
Where the hell is Australia anyway?
— Britney Spears
Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking.
— Mark Hoppus