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When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. — Jennifer Crusie

It's literally murder on the dancefloor. — Dermot O'Leary

If you think is was an accident, applaud. — Geraldo Rivera

With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing. — Keisha Buchanan

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. — David Zucker

I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile. — Victoria Beckham

It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing — Bill Wyman

If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. — Cyndi Lauper

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are. — Natasha Leggero

We're going to move left and right at the same time. — Jerry Brown

There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel. — Sharon Osbourne

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. — Vlade Divac

As humans we speak one language ... — Avril Lavigne

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!! — Rodney Dangerfield

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

Where the hell is Australia anyway? — Britney Spears

You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin — Laura Dern

I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace. — Katie Graykowski

At the finish, it was all over — Jim Watt

Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word — Frank Bough

Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine. — Madonna Ciccone

This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important. — Ross Perot

For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow — David Frost

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity. — Gib Lewis

Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops. — Jodie Marsh

And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end — Bob Holness

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. — Jake Gyllenhaal

If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy. — Nigella Lawson

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door. — Cher

The Nazis were seldom dumb and never funny. — Leonid Kinskey

So, how did you all meet? — Donna Air

I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes. — Richard M. Nixon

No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer — Bill Gates

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? — Jessica Simpson

It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks — Colin Baker

People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. — Daniel Keyes