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When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
— Jennifer Crusie
It's literally murder on the dancefloor.
— Dermot O'Leary
If you think is was an accident, applaud.
— Geraldo Rivera
With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing.
— Keisha Buchanan
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
— David Zucker
I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile.
— Victoria Beckham
It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing
— Bill Wyman
If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.
— Cyndi Lauper
We're going to move left and right at the same time.
— Jerry Brown
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel.
— Sharon Osbourne
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
— Vlade Divac
As humans we speak one language ...
— Avril Lavigne
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
Where the hell is Australia anyway?
— Britney Spears
I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.
— Katie Graykowski
At the finish, it was all over
— Jim Watt
Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word
— Frank Bough
This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.
— Ross Perot
And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end
— Bob Holness
Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
— Jake Gyllenhaal
If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.
— Nigella Lawson
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
— Oscar Wilde
The Nazis were seldom dumb and never funny.
— Leonid Kinskey
So, how did you all meet?
— Donna Air
I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.
— Richard M. Nixon
Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
— Jessica Simpson
