Drunk People Quotes: top 52 famous quotes about Drunk People

Drunk People Quotes & Sayings

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Women do get drunk, they do get sick and they do get food poisoning. It seems to be a bit of a surprise to people that they are seeing it. — Kristen Wiig

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk. — Conan O'Brien

There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool. — R. Alan Woods

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night. — Kenny Hickey

Pretend that toddlers are just people that are really drunk — Katelyn Perrier

After all, drunk people often need assistance, they don't know what they're doing. — Pet Torres

If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered. — Matt Haig

It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Being drunk is the only situation when English people completely avoid health and safety rules. — Angela Kiss

People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students. — J. Lynn

Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death. — Gilbert Highet

Ever notice that drunk people are, like, the worst whisperers ever? — Cindi Madsen

In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. — John Duover

People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. — Matthew Brannon

I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in being drunk. — Taylor Swift

Meg sighs. "That sounded really bitchy, huh?" She's one of the nicest people I've ever known, but when she's drunk, the girl can get a little mean. — Apryl Baker

Among young people ... drinking is for getting drunk. And many go on to become alcoholics. — Billy Graham

Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide to do today. — Kurt Vonnegut

Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings. — Marilyn Monroe

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green — Layzie Bone

I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. — Guy Debord

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! — Jerry Lawler

Victor hated loud music almost as much as he hated crowds of drunk people. — Victoria Schwab

St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey. — Margot Leitman

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like. — Clay Aiken

When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do. — Johnny Hunt

There were two kinds of stupid. Stupid people that got drunk and humped trees, and stupid people that just humped trees. — Penelope Douglas

This is where Wulf's people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys! (Chris) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube. — Aaron Paul

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales. — Aleister Crowley

It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke. — Emily Blunt

it was the night when people got paid and didn't have to work the next day, and so by tradition went out to get drunk and into fights. Then — Iain M. Banks

You know, most things, people say when they're drunk are more accurate and honest than the things they say when they're sober. — Colleen Hoover

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out. — Greg Giraldo

It pays to get drunk with the best people. — Joe E. Lewis

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. — Charlie Chaplin

Republic ... it means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. — John Wayne

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight. — Bobby Vinton

WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire. — Harriet Evans

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. — Winston Churchill

I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time. — Jack Kerouac

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting. — Kit Williamson

When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars. — Emily Yoffe

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry. — Elizabeth Reyes

More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving. — A. J. Jacobs

I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on than for illumination. — Alfred E. Perlman

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. — John Waters

People have different personalities when they're drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs. — Mick Jagger

It was easy to respect an invisible god. It was the ones that turned up everywhere, often drunk, that put people off. — Terry Pratchett

I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.' — Jane Welsh Carlyle

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around. — Davy Jones