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Drinking Tequila Quotes & Sayings

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Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. — Mark Z. Danielewski

I always say the more problems you have, the more opportunities you have. — Jay Samit

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. — Craig Ferguson

I run my operation like a family business. I sign every check, every receipt, I'm not tough, but I'm strong. — Ivana Trump

If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. — Alida Nugent

The capitalist system of coordination by trade seems to be largely populated by indigestible lumps of socialism called corporations — Kevin Carson

Have you been drinking, Ms. Brycin?" "Does a bottle of tequila laced with heroin count? I also had some battery fluid ... was that not a good thing? — Stacey Marie Brown

There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus. — Alan LeMay

People killing each other in the Middle East is not news. People not killing each other in the Middle East is news. — Kelvin MacKenzie

I don't want to be agitated so much on television. I don't need to watch any more agitation. — Andie MacDowell

I'm afraid to open my mouth sometimes things just come out that get me more in trouble. — Lynda Mullaly Hunt

They say suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. the problem with being human isn't really so temporary. — Nic Sheff

He who does not know how to look back at where he came from will never get to his destination. — Jose Rizal

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila. — Mitch Ratcliffe