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Drinking Funny Quotes By Bob Hope: Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. — Bob Hope

Drinking Funny Quotes By Molly Harper: Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper

Drinking Funny Quotes By Richard Pryor: I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

Drinking Funny Quotes By Dave Moulton: Why is American beer served cold? So you

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

Drinking Funny Quotes By John Green: The smell of perfume left behind. There's not

The smell of perfume left behind. There's not a word for that in English, but Colin knew the French word: sillage. — John Green

Drinking Funny Quotes By James McBride: The Negro comes in many colors. Dark. Black.

The Negro comes in many colors. Dark. Black. Blacker. Blackest. Blacker than night. Black as hell. Black as tar. — James McBride

Drinking Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to work at a health food

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright

Drinking Funny Quotes By John Duover: It was all fine until the girls started

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.) — John Duover

Drinking Funny Quotes By Lauren Holly: Thank God I didn't have my children until

Thank God I didn't have my children until I was a little bit older. — Lauren Holly

Drinking Funny Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death. — Ernest Hemingway,

Drinking Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Drunken men give some of the best pep

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. — Criss Jami

Drinking Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. — Dave Barry

Drinking Funny Quotes By Sarah Dalton: Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally

Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac. — Sarah Dalton

Drinking Funny Quotes By Henry Hazlitt: Saving" in short, in the modern world, is

Saving" in short, in the modern world, is only another form of spending. — Henry Hazlitt

Drinking Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: You always miss 100% of the shots you

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order — Josh Stern

Drinking Funny Quotes By Lord Chesterfield: The only solid and lasting peace between a

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Lord Chesterfield

Drinking Funny Quotes By Ben Goldacre: I agree, the world would be a better

I agree, the world would be a better place if doctors were less enthusiastic about adopting very new drugs. — Ben Goldacre

Drinking Funny Quotes By John Darnielle: Wrestling's a form of expression, and it expresses

Wrestling's a form of expression, and it expresses vastness. — John Darnielle

Drinking Funny Quotes By Josie Bissett: I love dancing; my kids love to dance.

I love dancing; my kids love to dance. I think it's just another way for children to learn they can be themselves. — Josie Bissett

Drinking Funny Quotes By Tamsyn Bester: We drink to those who love us, we

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

Drinking Funny Quotes By Hiroko Sakai: When you paint late at night, drinking beer

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

Drinking Funny Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero

Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Regina Griffin

Drinking Funny Quotes By Bryce Dallas Howard: I found out I was pregnant seven days

I found out I was pregnant seven days after my wedding. I was on honeymoon with my family. — Bryce Dallas Howard

Drinking Funny Quotes By Daniel Silva: So what are you planning to do with

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva

Drinking Funny Quotes By George Burns: I don't have a drinking problem. I drink.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns

Drinking Funny Quotes By Ed Byrne: Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober. — Ed Byrne

Drinking Funny Quotes By W.C. Fields: I certainly do not drink all the time.

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields

Drinking Funny Quotes By Stonewall Jackson: I like liquor - its taste and its

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson

Drinking Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: It's not what we don't know that hurts.

It's not what we don't know that hurts. It's what we know that ain't so. — Will Rogers

Drinking Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: One thing I learned from drinking is that

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. — Louis C.K.

Drinking Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: You know you have a drinking problem when

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis

Drinking Funny Quotes By Denis Leary: It became sort of a snowball effect, with

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever, — Denis Leary