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Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. — Bob Hope

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

The smell of perfume left behind. There's not a word for that in English, but Colin knew the French word: sillage. — John Green

The Negro comes in many colors. Dark. Black. Blacker. Blackest. Blacker than night. Black as hell. Black as tar. — James McBride

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.) — John Duover

Thank God I didn't have my children until I was a little bit older. — Lauren Holly

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death. — Ernest Hemingway,

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. — Criss Jami

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. — Dave Barry

Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac. — Sarah Dalton

Saving" in short, in the modern world, is only another form of spending. — Henry Hazlitt

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order — Josh Stern

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Lord Chesterfield

I agree, the world would be a better place if doctors were less enthusiastic about adopting very new drugs. — Ben Goldacre

Wrestling's a form of expression, and it expresses vastness. — John Darnielle

I love dancing; my kids love to dance. I think it's just another way for children to learn they can be themselves. — Josie Bissett

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Regina Griffin

I found out I was pregnant seven days after my wedding. I was on honeymoon with my family. — Bryce Dallas Howard

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober. — Ed Byrne

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson

It's not what we don't know that hurts. It's what we know that ain't so. — Will Rogers

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. — Louis C.K.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever, — Denis Leary