Drinking Beer Quotes: top 86 famous quotes about Drinking Beer

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The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Beer is proof that God loves us. — Benjamin Franklin

The minivan sounded like Sasquatch singing Ninety-Nine Bottles of beer on the wall after drinking ninety-nine bottles of beer- not pretty. — Rachel Higginson

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question. — Joseph Epstein

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl. — David Justice

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. — Craig Ferguson

Next to music, beer was best. — Carson McCullers

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here. — Frank Yankovic

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. — Joe E. Lewis

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. — W.C. Fields

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! — Louis Untermeyer

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk. — Sara Sheridan

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway,

Good people drink good beer. — Hunter S. Thompson

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. — Euripides

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. — Dave Barry

Have some whiskey,there's nothing like it for clearing the head. You must expect to be thick-witted if you insist upon drinking beer. — W. Somerset Maugham

My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking. — Gerry Abbey

I talk better when I'm drinking coffee." "Me, too. If by coffee you mean beer, and by better you mean louder. — D.D. Barant

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. — Anthony Bourdain

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest. — Scott Adams

I am awake, I might as well be drinking — Dan Thompson

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Hal Foster

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. — Oscar Wilde

Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer. — Anthony Bourdain

Payday came and with it beer — Rudyard Kipling

I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal. — Brigit Of Kildare

The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue... — James Joyce

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey

Henry's worldly goal at the moment was drinking enough beer to be happy and forgetful. — Anna Godbersen

See, vodka, that's drinking. Beer - well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet. — Tad Williams

Drinking is a way of ending the day. — Ernest Hemingway,

I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks. — Ozzy Osbourne

Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen. — Kate Bernheimer

I suffered the misfortune that I sat down at a table and started drinking one glass of beer after another. — Jaroslav Hasek

My advice to you ... is to start drinking heavily. — John Belushi

If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party. — Kenny D. Eichenberg

Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac. — Sarah Dalton

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. — Ray Bradbury

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on. — Adrian Rogers

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer ... — Joe Teti

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up. — Art Donovan

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W.C. Fields

Somehow, we were passing the boundaries of language and finding clarity in shared thought, even if we were just talking about beer! — Gerry Abbey

If she drinks beer, she's a keeper. — Granger Smith

We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds. — Ernest Hemingway,

If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer. — Granger Smith

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy

I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell. — Bryan Hayes

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. — Billy Carter

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean ... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — W.C. Fields

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking. — Eden Phillpotts

There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV. — Rick Moranis

I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety. — William Shakespeare

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. — Johnny Damon

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. — Nancy Astor

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031] — Benjamin Franklin

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx

After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day. — Morgan Jones

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. — Benjamin Franklin

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. — Richard Burton

Demagogue
a vessel containing beer and other liquids. — Mark Twain

the den, drinking beer and arguing over — Bernadette Y. Connor

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. — Gary Allan

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. — Tina Fey

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke Of Marlborough

Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition. — Sergei Lukyanenko

He that drinks fast, pays slow. — Benjamin Franklin

I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. — Rebecca Miller

Is beer good for runners? Sure ... if it's the other guy drinking it. — Jim Fixx

It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs. — H.L. Mencken

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

The favourite activity is drinking a lot of beer and the second is throwing it up again) — Bill Bryson

I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier. — Brooke Bida

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion. — Alice Cooper

I let my drinking do the talking. — Humphrey Bogart

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! — Martin Luther