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Drinking Alcohol Quotes & Sayings

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Beer is proof that God loves us. — Benjamin Franklin

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk.
All right, Bill said. Let's get really drunk. — Ernest Hemingway,

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. — Ed McMahon

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl. — David Justice

It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol. — Tom Papa

May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind of alcohol? — Neil Patrick Harris

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis

Being drunk is the only situation when English people completely avoid health and safety rules. — Angela Kiss

Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would be the reason you went back out of it. — Caitlin Moran

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk. — Sara Sheridan

If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. — Alida Nugent

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. — Nenia Campbell

Drinking turns a fool into a merry fool. — Neel Burton

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. — Mignon McLaughlin

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! — Warren Ellis

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough. — Ernest Hemingway,

I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me. — Jimmy Buffett

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol. — N. F. Simpson

When a man is on the road to power he buys everyone a drink. Once elected he tries to close the saloons. — Robert Lautner

If you are allergic to alcohol ... can you take shots for that? — Shmuel Breban

When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol has its way. — Robert Black

To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems — Matt Groening

I've never gotten in too much trouble with alcohol. I've never had a drinking problem, really. — Kurt Vile

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death. — Warren Zevon

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors. — Joe E. Lewis

Love is alcohol. — Katherine Applegate

The hotel bar was quiet and dark, with the kind of mood that promotes good talk and serious drinking. — George R R Martin

I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis. — George Montgomery

But I've been drinking. Last time I mixed alcohol and Xanax, I went completely crazy. — Mark Matthews

Drink, drink! Bacchus is the enemy of Venus.

"From The Diary Of An Orange Tree — Hanns Heinz Ewers

- Bucky dear, his wife warned, you're slurring your words. - Slurring is the cursive of speech, I observed. — Amor Towles

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. — Oscar Wilde

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order — Josh Stern

I try to convince myself that it's the alcohol talking. But alcohol can't talk. It just sits there. It can't even get itself out of the bottle. — David Levithan

An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate. — Criss Jami

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep. — George Best

Everyone is drinking. She can feel them out there drinking, turning into beasts. — Anna Keesey

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. — Steve Martin

The day I became free of alcohol was the day that I fully understood and embraced the truth that I would not be giving anything up by not drinking — Liz Hemingway

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. — Frank Sinatra

Drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat — Terry Pratchett

Tantrics seek oneness with the universe
through eating meat, drinking alcohol, taking drugs, dancing,
and ritual sexual intercourse. — Marvin Harris

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. — Terry Pratchett

In wine was truth, perhaps, but in whisky, the way Hoffman sluiced it down, was an army of imaginary rats climbing your legs. — Ross Macdonald

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. — Phyllis Diller

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull. — Paris Hilton

[In Europe] they're really interested in you drinking their alcohol and eating their food and showing you around. — Nina Nastasia

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels. — Darynda Jones

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva

It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance — William Shakespeare

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. — George Gobel

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing! — Don Garlits

Hangovers had a way of teaching people that drinking alcohol was not a good idea. — John Flanagan

Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it. — Marian Engel

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. — G.K. Chesterton

Whoever I had become had to die. — Craig Ferguson

Alcohol was like a fun cousin I visited every once in a while but never planned a trip around. — Abby Fabiaschi

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person. — Marilyn Vos Savant

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — W.C. Fields

99% of all problems can be solved by money
and for the other 1% there's alcohol. — Quentin R. Bufogle

Forget to smoke and drink alcohol. Start drinking the morning sunshine, pure breeze, and unconditional love. It is a much better way to get drunk. — Debasish Mridha

Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms. — Ross Macdonald

I understood drinking to be the gasoline of all adventure. — Sarah Hepola

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. — Brendan Behan

Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me. — Charles Bukowski

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — C.S. Forester

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. — Louis Pasteur

Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love. — Aman Jassal

Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink. — James Kirkwood Jr.

How is that for some people drinking is a short-term loan on the spirit, but for others a heavy mortgage on the soul? — Sebastian Barry

Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston S. Churchill

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ... — Robert Reed

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking — Anne Enright

Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind. — Rita Mae Brown

Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is like drinking alcohol to cure a hangover. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth. — Dawn French

I don't like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned. — Chelsea Handler

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein

It's been about a week without alcohol of any kind. I'm enjoying my new, clean-living lifestyle. — Anthony Bourdain

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean ... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way

She had not character enough to take to drinking, and moaned about, slip-shod and in curl-papers, all day. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour. — Joan Acocella

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. — George Bernard Shaw

It's a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W.C. Fields

I mostly drink clear booze because the rest of it looks it's already been through a gentleman. — Christopher Buehlman

I always think the opening moments of a party are the hardest, before everyone has had enough to drink. — Stephanie Clifford

One more drink and I'll be under the host. — Mae West

Drummond appreciated his guest's initial silence, his respect for the ancient, sacred act of imbibing. Drink first, talk later. — Jean Zimmerman

Experimenting with drugs, drinking, doing this just enough to be accepted as one of the crowd, but I hated drugs, and I hated the taste of alcohol! — Gloria Gaynor

Whose asshole do I have to tongue punch to get a fucking drink around here? — J.C. Wickhart

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking. — William Shakespeare

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant ... if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption? — Chelsea Handler

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me. — Benjamin Franklin