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Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: Beer is proof that God loves us.

Beer is proof that God loves us. — Benjamin Franklin

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk.All right,

All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk.
All right, Bill said. Let's get really drunk. — Ernest Hemingway,

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Ed McMahon: God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. — Ed McMahon

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By David Justice: I mulled over what he had told me

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl. — David Justice

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Tom Papa: It was an arranged marriage, put together by

It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol. — Tom Papa

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Neil Patrick Harris: May I suggest a drinking game where everytime

May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind of alcohol? — Neil Patrick Harris

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Warren Ellis: Scotch whisky is made from barley and the

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Angela Kiss: Being drunk is the only situation when English

Being drunk is the only situation when English people completely avoid health and safety rules. — Angela Kiss

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Parents drinking is the reason you came into

Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would be the reason you went back out of it. — Caitlin Moran

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Dave Moulton: Why is American beer served cold? So you

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Sara Sheridan: She picked up the stout and took a

She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk. — Sara Sheridan

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Alida Nugent: If you want to keep your dignity intact,

If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. — Alida Nugent

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I'm more than a few neurons shy of

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. — Nenia Campbell

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Neel Burton: Drinking turns a fool into a merry fool.

Drinking turns a fool into a merry fool. — Neel Burton

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin: The chief reason for drinking is the desire

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. — Mignon McLaughlin

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Warren Ellis: Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! — Warren Ellis

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: Any man who eats dessert is not drinking

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough. — Ernest Hemingway,

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got

I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me. — Jimmy Buffett

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By N. F. Simpson: Reality is an illusion created by a lack

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol. — N. F. Simpson

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Robert Lautner: When a man is on the road to

When a man is on the road to power he buys everyone a drink. Once elected he tries to close the saloons. — Robert Lautner

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Shmuel Breban: If you are allergic to alcohol ... can

If you are allergic to alcohol ... can you take shots for that? — Shmuel Breban

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Robert Black: When you are young your body cannot handle

When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol has its way. — Robert Black

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Matt Groening: To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution

To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems — Matt Groening

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Kurt Vile: I've never gotten in too much trouble with

I've never gotten in too much trouble with alcohol. I've never had a drinking problem, really. — Kurt Vile

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Warren Zevon: There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death. — Warren Zevon

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Joe E. Lewis: I know a lot more old drunks than

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors. — Joe E. Lewis

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Katherine Applegate: Love is alcohol.

Love is alcohol. — Katherine Applegate

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By George R R Martin: The hotel bar was quiet and dark, with

The hotel bar was quiet and dark, with the kind of mood that promotes good talk and serious drinking. — George R R Martin

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By George Montgomery: I began drinking alcohol at the age of

I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis. — George Montgomery

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Mark Matthews: But I've been drinking. Last time I mixed

But I've been drinking. Last time I mixed alcohol and Xanax, I went completely crazy. — Mark Matthews

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Hanns Heinz Ewers: Drink, drink! Bacchus is the enemy of Venus."From

Drink, drink! Bacchus is the enemy of Venus.

"From The Diary Of An Orange Tree — Hanns Heinz Ewers

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Amor Towles: - Bucky dear, his wife warned, you're slurring

- Bucky dear, his wife warned, you're slurring your words. - Slurring is the cursive of speech, I observed. — Amor Towles

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. — Oscar Wilde

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Josh Stern: You always miss 100% of the shots you

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order — Josh Stern

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By David Levithan: I try to convince myself that it's the

I try to convince myself that it's the alcohol talking. But alcohol can't talk. It just sits there. It can't even get itself out of the bottle. — David Levithan

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Criss Jami: An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure

An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate. — Criss Jami

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By George Best: I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep. — George Best

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Anna Keesey: Everyone is drinking. She can feel them out

Everyone is drinking. She can feel them out there drinking, turning into beasts. — Anna Keesey

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Steve Martin: Writer's block is a fancy term made up

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. — Steve Martin

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Liz Hemingway: The day I became free of alcohol was

The day I became free of alcohol was the day that I fully understood and embraced the truth that I would not be giving anything up by not drinking — Liz Hemingway

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Frank Sinatra: Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. — Frank Sinatra

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate

Drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat — Terry Pratchett

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Marvin Harris: Tantrics seek oneness with the universe through eating

Tantrics seek oneness with the universe
through eating meat, drinking alcohol, taking drugs, dancing,
and ritual sexual intercourse. — Marvin Harris

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. — Terry Pratchett

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Ross Macdonald: In wine was truth, perhaps, but in whisky,

In wine was truth, perhaps, but in whisky, the way Hoffman sluiced it down, was an army of imaginary rats climbing your legs. — Ross Macdonald

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Phyllis Diller: Health - what my friends are always drinking

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. — Phyllis Diller

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Paris Hilton: I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull. — Paris Hilton

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Nina Nastasia: [In Europe] they're really interested in you drinking

[In Europe] they're really interested in you drinking their alcohol and eating their food and showing you around. — Nina Nastasia

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Chelsea Handler: There are two kinds of people I don't

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Darynda Jones: I like to see the glass as half

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels. — Darynda Jones

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Daniel Silva: So what are you planning to do with

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By William Shakespeare: It provokes the desire, but it takes away

It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance — William Shakespeare

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By George Gobel: I've never been drunk, but often I've been

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. — George Gobel

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Don Garlits: Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing! — Don Garlits

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By John Flanagan: Hangovers had a way of teaching people that

Hangovers had a way of teaching people that drinking alcohol was not a good idea. — John Flanagan

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Marian Engel: Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as

Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it. — Marian Engel

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By W.C. Fields: I certainly do not drink all the time.

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Stonewall Jackson: I like liquor - its taste and its

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: Drink because you are happy, but never because

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. — G.K. Chesterton

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Craig Ferguson: Whoever I had become had to die.

Whoever I had become had to die. — Craig Ferguson

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Abby Fabiaschi: Alcohol was like a fun cousin I visited

Alcohol was like a fun cousin I visited every once in a while but never planned a trip around. — Abby Fabiaschi

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Marilyn Vos Savant: Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person. — Marilyn Vos Savant

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By W.C. Fields: Reality is an illusion that occurs due to

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — W.C. Fields

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Quentin R. Bufogle: 99% of all problems can be solved by

99% of all problems can be solved by money
and for the other 1% there's alcohol. — Quentin R. Bufogle

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Forget to smoke and drink alcohol. Start drinking

Forget to smoke and drink alcohol. Start drinking the morning sunshine, pure breeze, and unconditional love. It is a much better way to get drunk. — Debasish Mridha

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Ross Macdonald: Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and

Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms. — Ross Macdonald

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Sarah Hepola: I understood drinking to be the gasoline of

I understood drinking to be the gasoline of all adventure. — Sarah Hepola

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Brendan Behan: I only take a drink on two occasions

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. — Brendan Behan

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Charles Bukowski: Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things

Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me. — Charles Bukowski

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By C.S. Forester: When a man who is drinking neat gin

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — C.S. Forester

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Louis Pasteur: Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. — Louis Pasteur

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Aman Jassal: Two things a man can't hide; that he

Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love. — Aman Jassal

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By James Kirkwood Jr.: Hair of the dog and to keep me

Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink. — James Kirkwood Jr.

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Sebastian Barry: How is that for some people drinking is

How is that for some people drinking is a short-term loan on the spirit, but for others a heavy mortgage on the soul? — Sebastian Barry

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: Always remember, that I have taken more out

Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston S. Churchill

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Robert Reed: How many of us readers say this quote

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ... — Robert Reed

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Anne Enright: A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say,

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking — Anne Enright

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Rita Mae Brown: Alcohol is an allergy of the body and

Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind. — Rita Mae Brown

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Khang Kijarro Nguyen: Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is

Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is like drinking alcohol to cure a hangover. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Dawn French: I'm not a big drinking person and hardly

I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth. — Dawn French

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I don't like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.

I don't like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned. — Chelsea Handler

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Albert Einstein: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Anthony Bourdain: It's been about a week without alcohol of

It's been about a week without alcohol of any kind. I'm enjoying my new, clean-living lifestyle. — Anthony Bourdain

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Gerard Way: Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean ... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By William Makepeace Thackeray: She had not character enough to take to

She had not character enough to take to drinking, and moaned about, slip-shod and in curl-papers, all day. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Joan Acocella: Alcohol may also persuade us that we have

Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour. — Joan Acocella

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. — George Bernard Shaw

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: It's a great advantage not to drink among

It's a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By W.C. Fields: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W.C. Fields

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Christopher Buehlman: I mostly drink clear booze because the rest

I mostly drink clear booze because the rest of it looks it's already been through a gentleman. — Christopher Buehlman

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Stephanie Clifford: I always think the opening moments of a

I always think the opening moments of a party are the hardest, before everyone has had enough to drink. — Stephanie Clifford

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Mae West: One more drink and I'll be under the

One more drink and I'll be under the host. — Mae West

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Jean Zimmerman: Drummond appreciated his guest's initial silence, his respect

Drummond appreciated his guest's initial silence, his respect for the ancient, sacred act of imbibing. Drink first, talk later. — Jean Zimmerman

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Gloria Gaynor: Experimenting with drugs, drinking, doing this just enough

Experimenting with drugs, drinking, doing this just enough to be accepted as one of the crowd, but I hated drugs, and I hated the taste of alcohol! — Gloria Gaynor

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By J.C. Wickhart: Whose asshole do I have to tongue punch

Whose asshole do I have to tongue punch to get a fucking drink around here? — J.C. Wickhart

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By William Shakespeare: I have very poor and unhappy brains for

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking. — William Shakespeare

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I have a question. Is it okay to

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant ... if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption? — Chelsea Handler

Drinking Alcohol Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: I never turned to drink. It seemed to

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me. — Benjamin Franklin