Drinking Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Drinking

Drinking Quotes & Sayings

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Not forgiving somebody is like drinking poison and hoping that the offender will get sick. — Gary Smalley

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman. — George Burns

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them. — Doug Stanhope

The world needs water. For every bottle of wine you drink you contribute to conserving the drinking water reserves. — Paul-Emile Victor

I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead. — Warren Zevon

You've been drinking. Let's go before I become the asshole prick you think I am. — Cristin Harber

The true practice to meditation is to sit as if you where drinking water when you are thursty. — Shunryu Suzuki

I gave up drinking once
it was the worst afternoon of my entire life. — Humphrey Bogart

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am. — Stephen Colbert

It is not always about what you eat and drink. Rather it can be about what you are not eating and drinking, for which the body is desperately craving! — Miranda J. Barrett

If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork. — Khaled Hosseini

When I closed my eyes and saw her drinking tea and opened them and still could see her, and I wanted so much to see more. — Emily M. Danforth

We have created a culture of constant snacking, drinking, and eating. — Thich Nhat Hanh

Too bad I couldn't take Hopper out drinking with me. He could have become Bar Hopper. — Richelle Mead

What's made Milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me. — Glenn Sutton

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. — Nenia Campbell

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft. — Jerry Reed

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect. — Martha Stout

I've quit drugs and drinking and been into healthy stuff like yoga. — Princess Superstar

Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful. — Gustave Flaubert

Dionysus the god of drinking so hard you wake up with TWO hangovers and then they FIGHT. — Cory O'Brien

He'd been drinking in a bar downtown, when he thought he heard a choir of angels singing in the Tiki Lounge. And that's when he got religion. — Elton John

Water is the best of all things. — Pindar

Asking the Department of Agriculture to promote healthy eating was like asking Jack Daniels to promote responsible drinking. — Denise Minger

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. — Mignon McLaughlin

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley

People should have fun with wine. A bottle should sit on your dinner table like all of the other condiments. — Andre Hueston Mack

Good people drink good beer. — Hunter S. Thompson

Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I like it subdued and tepid, with far to much milk — Andi James Chamberlain

Most wine knowledge does not directly enhance the pleasures to be had in drinking wine but, rather, enhances one's ability to discover such pleasures — Kent Bach

And let us be seated, gentlemen. Drinking standing up, in a rush and without due reverence, does not become the nobility.' They — Andrzej Sapkowski

A cigarette, a sip, a question; breathing, drinking and asking, she demonstrates all the basic applications for the human mouth. — Chuck Palahniuk

Nobody ever stops drinking until the cost of drinking becomes higher than the cost of not drinking. — Isabelle Holland

Like drinking a cup of tea, all the simple things in life are the real things that make us happy! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031] — Benjamin Franklin

Wine is not only a drinking: it is sniffing, observing, tasting, or sipping at and ... talking about — Edward VII

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. — Ethel Mumford

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway. — Robert Rankin

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. — Jimmy Breslin

The wild stuff is all so overrated. Drinking, you don't feel good all the time. There's a lot of down, a lot of misery. — Barry Hannah

The world is divided into two categories of people: those who shit in drinking water and those who don't. — Joseph Jenkins

There are 13 stories in 'The Fencepost Chronicles' about corrupt tribal leaders, trouble on the reserve, survival schemes, and communal drinking. — Gerald Vizenor

Do you drink blood?" His tone was challenging. I felt like a daughter confronted by her father about smoking weed or drinking booze. "I — J.R. Rain

Getting wasted is never a waste of time. — Jonathan Heatt

My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past. — Alison Rosen

Having resentment against someone is like drinking poison and thinking it will kill your enemy. — Nelson Mandela

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever, — Denis Leary

A new friend is new wine, when it grows old, you will enjoy drinking it. — Alan Kay

There's no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I've started drinking my own urine. — Bret Easton Ellis

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. — Louis Pasteur

Gin and whisky cost so much more. Oblivion and courage could no longer be purchased for the price of an old song. — Norah Hoult

I don't know whether I will drink again in my life but I didn't drink yesterday, I am not drinking today and I'll try not to drink again tomorrow. — Paul Gascoigne

Drinking makes a person lose his inhibitions and give exhibitions — Nancy Astor

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year. — Johnny Carson

Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my blood. — John Daly

If people are not smoking, they'll probably be drinking more. — Michael Bloomberg

The arts (painting, poetry, etc.) are not just these. Eating, drinking, walking are also arts; every act is an art. — Cesar Vallejo

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ... — Robert Reed

All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular. — Al Capone

How is that for some people drinking is a short-term loan on the spirit, but for others a heavy mortgage on the soul? — Sebastian Barry

There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop drinking it today. — Frank Oski

I just thought vampires would look, you know, vicious while drinking blood," I said. "You look like you're in kindergarten with your juice pack. — Wynne Channing

There is drinking in lots of the songs because there is drinking in life. Drinking stimulates the imagination. — Shane MacGowan

Let us go somewhere where we can do some genuine, blackguard, poverty-stricken drinking, with no false gingerbread glitter thrown over everything! — William Gibson

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. — Paul McCartney

Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston S. Churchill

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular. — Arthur Baer

Buried his face in Lily's throat, drinking in her small — Anne Marsh

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking — Anne Enright

I threw my cup away when I saw a child drinking from his hands at the trough. — Diogenes

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish? — Paul O'Grady

People don't stop eating, and they don't stop drinking coffee. — Magic Johnson

Mom was the greatest influence of my childhood. She wanted to save me from the vice, lust, and drinking that was all about me. — Ethel Waters

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Find someone you care enough about to help you control your drinking. Preferably yourself. — Robert Black

Not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die. — Anne Lamott

Demagogue
a vessel containing beer and other liquids. — Mark Twain

Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink. — James Kirkwood Jr.

Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. — Jerry Jeff Walker

Thirst comes with drinking when the wine is good. — Emile Augier

The doctor frowned upon drinking and often expressed wonderment at men who willingly made imbeciles of themselves. — Rick Yancey

There's an obvious romance to being the drinking writer. But if I'm drinking, I'm not writing. — Liz Brixius

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking — Kurt Angle

Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love. — Aman Jassal

Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn't a sophisticated task for a person, but it's hard for a robot. — Vijay Kumar

There are few nicer things than sitting up in bed, drinking strong tea, and reading. — Alan Clark

When God wanted a city levelled, or all the first-born slaughtered in one night, he sent an angel. — Simon R. Green

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose. — Artie Lange

After a night of drinking, she would be a pale, starling-sized creature, but now, in this place, she is moonlight in heels. — Claire North

Jesus. Who does he think he is? He's always out partying and drinking with his friends. I do it once and all of a sudden I'm a candidate for AA. — Lauren Barnholdt

the doctor, "that if you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of — Robert Louis Stevenson

Drinking wine is just a part of life, like eating food. — Francis Ford Coppola

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time. — Dane Cook

When the wine is in, the wit is out. — Thomas Becon

Appetite comes with eating ... but thirst goes away with drinking. — Francois Rabelais

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx

There's no point in writing my kind of stuff, when they're printing that kind of stuff. So I gave up and started drinking. — Charles Bukowski