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Linda Howard quotes: Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home. Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.
Linda Howard quotes: You found a pen?" "No, but I have a can of Cheez Whiz. I'll write your number on the counter with it, then find a pen and copy it. You found a pen?" "No, but I have a can of Cheez Whiz. I'll write your number on the counter with it, then find a pen and copy it.
Linda Howard quotes: As the morning wore on, she was grateful As the morning wore on, she was grateful
Linda Howard quotes: An accident of birth had signed her death warrant.He could mark her name off his to-do list. An accident of birth had signed her death warrant.
He could mark her name off his to-do list.
Linda Howard quotes: Don't kiss me," she said warningly."I don't intend to," he replied, smiling a little. "I don't have my whip and chair with me. Don't kiss me," she said warningly.
"I don't intend to," he replied, smiling a little. "I don't have my whip and chair with me.
Linda Howard quotes: The lessons learned hardest were the lessons learned best. The lessons learned hardest were the lessons learned best.
Linda Howard quotes: because there may be a few coincidences in life, but none in crime. Everything has a motive. because there may be a few coincidences in life, but none in crime. Everything has a motive.
Linda Howard quotes: Jason is one of those people who is like a Slinky; you always smile when you think of watching him fall down the stairs. Jason is one of those people who is like a Slinky; you always smile when you think of watching him fall down the stairs.
Linda Howard quotes: No matter how many orgasms you have, if you have any common sense to begin with, it always comes back. No matter how many orgasms you have, if you have any common sense to begin with, it always comes back.
Linda Howard quotes: I don't argue, waste of time and effort. I listen to opinions, though I don't argue, waste of time and effort. I listen to opinions, though
Linda Howard quotes: Pleasure was a siren, luring her to experience more Pleasure was a siren, luring her to experience more
Linda Howard quotes: It takes strength to participate in life. It takes strength to participate in life.
Linda Howard quotes: Her eyes were raw, burning with the hell inside her. Her eyes were raw, burning with the hell inside her.
Linda Howard quotes: There was no going back...because some roads you just couldn't travel again. There was no going back...because some roads you just couldn't travel again.
Linda Howard quotes: Do you like her? Do you like her?
Linda Howard quotes: Unfortunately, what should or should not be had no relation to what was. Unfortunately, what should or should not be had no relation to what was.
Linda Howard quotes: Death isn't peaceful; it is just nothing. Everything is gone. No more sunrises, no more hopes, no more fears. Nothing. Death isn't peaceful; it is just nothing. Everything is gone. No more sunrises, no more hopes, no more fears. Nothing.
Linda Howard quotes: Women, music, beer, and pie. Rurik, you're just an all-American guy. Women, music, beer, and pie. Rurik, you're just an all-American guy.
Linda Howard quotes: XEROX AND WURLITZER HAVE ANNOUNCED THEYWILL MERGE TO MARKET REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS XEROX AND WURLITZER HAVE ANNOUNCED THEY
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Linda Howard quotes: So do I, Mrs. Hardy. Six o'clock, then. So do I, Mrs. Hardy. Six o'clock, then.
Linda Howard quotes: I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder. I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder.
Linda Howard quotes: excitement of it. He'd been the golden boy, excitement of it. He'd been the golden boy,
Linda Howard quotes: The magazine said to blend. Daisy blended for all she was worth, trying to spread that dark stuff around. The magazine said to blend. Daisy blended for all she was worth, trying to spread that dark stuff around.
Linda Howard quotes: She had learned never to look back, never to give fate a second chance to kick her in the teeth. She had learned never to look back, never to give fate a second chance to kick her in the teeth.
Linda Howard quotes: Why is it when a man gets mad, he's aaangry, but when a woman gets mad, it's just a tantrum? She paused, struck by what he'd said. Why is it when a man gets mad, he's aaangry, but when a woman gets mad, it's just a tantrum? She paused, struck by what he'd said.
Linda Howard quotes: Sudden, hell. I've been hard for two months. Sudden, hell. I've been hard for two months.
Linda Howard quotes: You have underwear.""I'm glad you enjoyed it. Did you try it on?""Nah. Just rubbed it against my face. You have underwear."
"I'm glad you enjoyed it. Did you try it on?"
"Nah. Just rubbed it against my face.
Linda Howard quotes: She had always enjoyed her sense of being alone, envisioning herself as a ball that rolled through life, bumping into other lives but not stopping. She had always enjoyed her sense of being alone, envisioning herself as a ball that rolled through life, bumping into other lives but not stopping.
Linda Howard quotes: Do you want romantic? I can try. I'm more of a see-it, want-it, go-for-it type of guy, and I did: see you, want you, go for you. Her Do you want romantic? I can try. I'm more of a see-it, want-it, go-for-it type of guy, and I did: see you, want you, go for you. Her
Linda Howard quotes: I told you, we haven't had sex! It was just a kiss. Like the Viper was just a car, and MountEverest was just a hill. I told you, we haven't had sex! It was just a kiss. Like the Viper was just a car, and Mount
Everest was just a hill.
Linda Howard quotes: No matter how much damage he had done, he hadn't won. No matter how much damage he had done, he hadn't won.
Linda Howard quotes: She was holding her breath, waiting to start living. She was holding her breath, waiting to start living.
Linda Howard quotes: REQUIRED TO TAKE A COMBINATION OF GINKGO AND VIAGRA, SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING. REQUIRED TO TAKE A COMBINATION OF GINKGO AND VIAGRA, SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING.
Linda Howard quotes: You remember the 'be quiet' part of the rules? Embrace it. You remember the 'be quiet' part of the rules? Embrace it.
Linda Howard quotes: What are you doing?" she cried in protest."Playing," he said, the single word rough, almost guttural. What are you doing?" she cried in protest.
"Playing," he said, the single word rough, almost guttural.
Linda Howard quotes: She went through the days silent and numb, coming alive only with hatred... She went through the days silent and numb, coming alive only with hatred...
Linda Howard quotes: He supposed he knew, rationally, that she wasn't the prettiest woman in the world, but if his eyes saw any imperfections, his heart didn't care. He supposed he knew, rationally, that she wasn't the prettiest woman in the world, but if his eyes saw any imperfections, his heart didn't care.
Linda Howard quotes: I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car. I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.
Linda Howard quotes: A village somewhere was missing it's idiot. A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.
Linda Howard quotes: His mouth was hot and hungry, and he kissed the way no man should kiss and still be allowed to run free. His mouth was hot and hungry, and he kissed the way no man should kiss and still be allowed to run free.
Linda Howard quotes: It's not the heat," came his return mutter. "It's a critical buildup of sperm". It's not the heat," came his return mutter. "It's a critical buildup of sperm".
Linda Howard quotes: Good God." he said incredulously. "You've got a black belt in purse attack, that's for damn sure. Good God." he said incredulously. "You've got a black belt in purse attack, that's for damn sure.
Linda Howard quotes: That was the thing about cats; even the scruffiest one was convinced of its innate superiority. That was the thing about cats; even the scruffiest one was convinced of its innate superiority.
Linda Howard quotes: Anything over eight is strictly for show-and-tell Anything over eight is strictly for show-and-tell
Linda Howard quotes: If your hero is a firefighter, your heroine better be an arsonist. If your hero is a firefighter, your heroine better be an arsonist.
Linda Howard quotes: I have a rule: Walk out, crawl back. If a man does the first, then he has to do the second to get back on good terms with me. I have a rule: Walk out, crawl back. If a man does the first, then he has to do the second to get back on good terms with me.
Linda Howard quotes: Are you making fun of my hero complex?'Yeah. Are you making fun of my hero complex?'

Yeah.
Linda Howard quotes: He needed a woman. Bad. He needed a woman. Bad.
Linda Howard quotes: Oh, is that what's in the box? You threw my engagement ring at me? Oh, is that what's in the box? You threw my engagement ring at me?
Linda Howard quotes: Everything feels like the end of the world, and you can't reason with someone who can't see tomorrow. Everything feels like the end of the world, and you can't reason with someone who can't see tomorrow.
Linda Howard quotes: He was gone, but she wasn't free of him. He was gone, but she wasn't free of him.
Linda Howard quotes: Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now. Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now.
Linda Howard quotes: Sweeney: I can just see all you tough young soldiers cuddling together.Richard: Not cuddling, huddling. There's a difference. Sweeney: I can just see all you tough young soldiers cuddling together.
Richard: Not cuddling, huddling. There's a difference.
Linda Howard quotes: She shook her head, as if she couldn't She shook her head, as if she couldn't
Linda Howard quotes: The world was divided into two groups: those who showered at night, and those who showered in the morning. The world was divided into two groups: those who showered at night, and those who showered in the morning.
Linda Howard quotes: Know why PMS is called PMS?" "Don't you dare," she threatened. "Only women can tell PMS jokes." "Because 'mad cow disease' was already taken. Know why PMS is called PMS?" "Don't you dare," she threatened. "Only women can tell PMS jokes." "Because 'mad cow disease' was already taken.
Linda Howard quotes: Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger. Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.
Linda Howard quotes: Then I added a dash of salt, which counteracts the natural bitterness of coffee, Then I added a dash of salt, which counteracts the natural bitterness of coffee,
Linda Howard quotes: She felt oddly safe with him, though not safe from him. She felt oddly safe with him, though not safe from him.
Linda Howard quotes: If death turned out to be a lack of being rather than a lack of consciousness, well, then, that sucked. If death turned out to be a lack of being rather than a lack of consciousness, well, then, that sucked.
Linda Howard quotes: You can't miss what you've never had. You can't miss what you've never had.
Linda Howard quotes: He had destroyed her, so why couldn't she destroy him in return? He had destroyed her, so why couldn't she destroy him in return?
Linda Howard quotes: Payback was always hell, wasn't it? Payback was always hell, wasn't it?
Linda Howard quotes: Orgasms, for her, had been what she faked with a man and provided herself when she was alone, Orgasms, for her, had been what she faked with a man and provided herself when she was alone,
Linda Howard quotes: ...hurting was better than dying. ...hurting was better than dying.
Linda Howard quotes: It was amazing how flowers could grow in the damnedest places, but the Devlin weed patch had sprouted quite a wildflower in Faith. It was amazing how flowers could grow in the damnedest places, but the Devlin weed patch had sprouted quite a wildflower in Faith.
Linda Howard quotes: She hadn't been broken; she'd been furious and hurt, but never broken... She hadn't been broken; she'd been furious and hurt, but never broken...
Linda Howard quotes: Cows are the Devil's handmaidens. Cows are the Devil's handmaidens.
Linda Howard quotes: Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts. Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts.
Linda Howard quotes: Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky. Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.

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