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The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.
— Dov Davidoff
Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?
— Dov Davidoff
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
— Dov Davidoff
I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.
— Dov Davidoff
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
— Dov Davidoff
Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.
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Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.
— Dov Davidoff
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.
— Dov Davidoff
The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.
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Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.
— Dov Davidoff
Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.
— Dov Davidoff
Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
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Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.
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A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.
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Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.
— Dov Davidoff
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
— Dov Davidoff
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.
— Dov Davidoff
Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.
— Dov Davidoff
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.
— Dov Davidoff
If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.
— Dov Davidoff
The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.
— Dov Davidoff
Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.
— Dov Davidoff
Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.
— Dov Davidoff
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
— Dov Davidoff
You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.
— Dov Davidoff
If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.
— Dov Davidoff
I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.
— Dov Davidoff
If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.
— Dov Davidoff
Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
— Dov Davidoff
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth ... I guess.
— Dov Davidoff
Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do ... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.
— Dov Davidoff
There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.
— Dov Davidoff
I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.
— Dov Davidoff
I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
— Dov Davidoff
Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.
— Dov Davidoff
When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.
— Dov Davidoff
Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.
— Dov Davidoff
I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.
— Dov Davidoff
My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.
— Dov Davidoff
I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.
— Dov Davidoff
The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.
— Dov Davidoff
If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.
— Dov Davidoff
Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.
— Dov Davidoff
Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.
— Dov Davidoff
Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.
— Dov Davidoff
Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
— Dov Davidoff
All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.
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The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.
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Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.
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Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.
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I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
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I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.
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Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.
— Dov Davidoff
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
— Dov Davidoff
I think you have a lot to offer ... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.
— Dov Davidoff
Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.
— Dov Davidoff
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.
— Dov Davidoff
