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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
— Doug Stanhope
The public doesn't care about my size. It's just something for the media to talk about.
— Doug Flutie
It turns out that it's easier to do politics in a movie. People really don't want it in their TV.
— Doug Liman
I'm forever learning and that's why I'm always able to create new styles and new dimensions of hip-hop.
— Doug E. Fresh
There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.
— Doug Stanhope
It's nice to have a situation where you can make it fun.
— Doug Flutie
The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.
— Doug Stanhope
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
— Doug Larson
Whenever I have time and am compelled to watch anything, it's usually something I'm not in!
— Doug Hutchison
Why would any woman agree to be on a show called Bridezillas? It's not like men would agree to be on Douchegroom.
— Doug Benson
I lost my mother, who suffered from Alzheimer's disease, and we had to relocate my dad after 58 years in the family home. That was tough.
— Doug Davidson
Just remember, there comes a time when the party isn't a party anymore; it's your life.
— Doug Cooper
It's better to find a stunt person who can act. It's easier to do that than to find an actor who can do a stunt.
— Doug Liman
T may not be the life you imagined, but it's your life. You came here for a reason. Is it time for you to go and begin again?
— Doug Cooper
Even Doug Swieteck's brother couldn't cuss like that and he could cuss the yellow off a school bus. — Gary D. Schmidt
Giving up on your dreams, that's the only way to truly fail!
— Doug Robbins
Someone said to me, "How's your rabbit food?" I said, "Fine." ... "How's your vulture food?"
— Doug Graham
Doug Swieteck's brother wouldn't even come near me, and I would foil Mrs. Baker's nefarious plan. But
— Gary D. Schmidt
Ease up on yourselves. Have some compassion for yourself as well as for others. There's no such thing as perfection, and life is not a race.
— Doug Marlette
I don't think my memory of that night is ever coming back.""Do you want me to hit you on the head with a coconut? It works on Gilligan's Island. — Jennifer Echols
It's our flaws who make us who we are.
— Doug Stanhope
What's the difference between depression and South America?If you really had to, you could conquer South America. — Doug Westberg
I go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.
— Doug Stanhope
It ain't wilderness unless there's a critter out there that can kill you and eat you.
— Doug Peacock
Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.
— Doug Stanhope
When your teammate looks you in the eye and holds you accountable, that's the greatest kind of leadership there is
— Doug Collins
If I produce a 450-pound Bengal tiger, it's going to create a lot more wonder than if I produce a rabbit.
— Doug Henning
It's very easy to lose track of the environment around you, to lose touch with the present.
— Doug Aitken
I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse ... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.
— Doug Stanhope
Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.
— Doug Stanhope
Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.
— Doug Stanhope
That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.
— Doug Stanhope
There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.
— Doug Stanhope
Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi?
— Doug Solter
Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up ... there are too many people.
— Doug Stanhope
Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.
— Doug Stanhope
country without wolves isn't really good country. It's incomplete. It doesn't have its full spirit.
— Doug Smith
A page a day means I need to focus on a gag a day, and that's great for laughs but bad for plot, and I'm primarily a plot guy.
— Doug TenNapel
Sure, Doug thought. He's got a gift all right. The ability to cock-block me without even being in the room. Stewart
— Darien Cox
I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me ... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.
— Doug Stanhope
There's nothing like an orgasm to make a person thinkand more often than not, to think too much. — Doug Cooper
Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you.
— Doug Benson
Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.
— Doug Stanhope
"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.
— Doug Stanhope
Now I feel free, and hope is creeping back. Maybe because I'm paying attention to what I have rather than what's missing.
— Doug Cooper
America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box.
— Doug Stanhope
It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
— Jerry Coleman
I like to think he's in a better place. And besides, when you get older, you want to have something to believe in.
— Doug Dorst
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
— Doug Larson
I think it's love.''Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. — Doug Dorst
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.
— Doug Stanhope
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
— Doug Larson
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
— Doug Plank
There's nothing more special than talking in your community, and using your celebrity to uplift people and help them.
— Doug E. Fresh
Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.
— Doug Stanhope
He's my usual type of fan ... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.
— Doug Stanhope
In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.
— Doug Larson
I was taught by teachers, and if it's one thing I have it's a basketball mind and I try to pass it on and pay it forward.
— Doug Collins
Everybody's doing it. When I'm performing and I do the Dougie, the fans lose their minds.
— Doug E. Fresh
I was a happy man. Life looks good when God buys you lunch with a ravishing witch and the next stop is at Mr. Nectar's place.
— Doug "Ten" Rose
If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.
— Doug Stanhope
