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When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
— Douglas Adams
Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.
— Douglas Adams
He had been told that when looking for a good oracle, it was best to find the oracle that other oracles went to.
— Douglas Adams
Albacete (AL-ba-seet) n. A single surprisingly long hair growing in the middle of nowhere.
— Douglas Adams
This sentence is not true
— Douglas Adams
Don't worry. Everything is getting nicely out of control.
— Douglas Adams
Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
— Douglas Adams
Abilene (AB-a-lene) adj. Descriptive of the pleasing coolness on the reverse side of the pillow.
— Douglas Adams
Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to.
— Douglas Adams
Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
— Douglas Adams
The future of computer power is pure simplicity.
— Douglas Adams
We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.
— Douglas Adams
Aberystwyth (n.)
A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for. — Douglas Adams
A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for. — Douglas Adams
Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.
— Douglas Adams
What I need... is a strong drink and a peer group.
— Douglas Adams
ABOYNE (vb.)
To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him. — Douglas Adams
To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him. — Douglas Adams
I'm convinced that Bach is the greatest genius who ever walked among us, and the Brandenburgs are what he wrote when he was happy.
— Douglas Adams
Marvin flashed her an electronic look.
— Douglas Adams
She wish she knew what it was she was trying not to think about
— Douglas Adams
If you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain it to someone else.
— Douglas Adams
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
— Douglas Adams
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
— Douglas Adams
then sat down to do what every galactic hitchhiker ends up spending most of his time doing. They waited for a flying saucer to come by.
— Douglas Adams
He should have known it was all wrong the moment they started hanging grand pianos over the sea-monster pool in the atrium.
— Douglas Adams
There's nothing worse than sitting down to write a novel and saying, 'Well, okay, I'm going to do something of high artistic worth.'
— Douglas Adams
This is not her story. But it is the story of that terrible, stupid catastrophe and some of its consequences.
— Douglas Adams
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
— Douglas Adams
The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
— Douglas Adams