Douche Canoe Quotes: top 16 famous quotes about Douche Canoe

Douche Canoe Quotes & Sayings

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I feel blindfolded at sunset. — Jennifer Elisabeth

And he paddled away in his douche canoe. — Joe Hill

Photography takes an instant out of time, altering life by holding it still. — Dorothea Lange

The guy just stood there. Hello. There're zombies everywhere. Try looking behind you, douche canoe. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

It was a very imaginative, bitey possum and also a total douche-canoe. — Jenny Lawson

I longed to know what it felt like to have one person eclipse everything bad in your life - be a place of pure joy. — Cara Lynn Shultz

History is not just about the past. It also reveals the present. — David Von Drehle

I will not try to convince you to love me, to respect me, to commit to me. I deserve better than that; I AM BETTER THAN THAT ... Goodbye. — Steve Maraboli

Everyone wants happiness no one wants pain but you can't have a rainbow without any rain — Anonymous

Know the Power that is Peace. — Black Elk

If every birth is a rebirth, and if every life pays for the previous life, then what were you paying for in your first birth? You — Lee Strobel

The reason our souls hunger so is that the life we could be living so far exceeds our strangest dreams. — John Ortberg

I had wanted to act since I was a kid, but I had a lot of shame attached to it. I didn't tell anyone because I didn't think it was ever a possibility. — Mickey Sumner

I fight the urge to call him a mother-fucking douche canoe and glare down at his shoes, my lip curling. — Belle Aurora

He may be my half brother, but we're not related. A chasm of incommunicable worlds lies between us. (p. 70) — Rabih Alameddine

No one gives out Congratulations on Not Being a Douche-Canoe medals, because good behavior is part of the social contract. — Jen Lancaster