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I am always surprised when people read double entendres into my innocuous babble. — Nigella Lawson

I Keep a Wholesome Table."
Manannan Mac Lir — Kevin Hearne

Not that I can't handle things myself, but since I've got you,
I may as well use you. — Robin Bielman

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. — Mark Z. Danielewski

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. — Mae West

Tis better to have love and lust
Than to let our apparatus rust. — Kurt Vonnegut

It has taken stealth and some underhandedness. It has taken clarity of purpose when the moment called for dreamy abandon. He has practised withdrawal. — Lisa Moore

I had reached up and pulled the castle of dreams down around him. — Susan Kay

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty. — Craig Ferguson

Jeff Beachum, Sergeant of Snark, Wielder of Witticism, Dominator of the Double Entendre, completely ran out of things to say. — Amy Lane

Hell, madame, is to love no longer. — Georges Bernanos

I'm not a pop song lyric writer. I can't just focus on one simple meaning or even a double entendre. — Julian Casablancas

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. — L. Frank Baum

Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world. — Brian Spellman

I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk. — FayJay

Gawaine and Gareth took turns with the fat ass, one of them whacking it while the other rode bareback. — T.H. White

I definitely have to keep stepping up to the plate and be aggressive when he does that. — Lance Stephenson

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme. — Dorothy Parker

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation ... but I hear that it's coming quickly. — Mel Brooks

You heard Alanna. Someone's got to be on you at all times." His dark eyes glinted with a hot sort of mischief, his double entendre clear as day. — Katherine McIntyre

I can't name just one example. Then there's only one. — Brian Spellman

He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people. — Ken Kesey

She leaned into him to soak up his warmth.
"You are so hot," she said.
"It's about time you noticed," he teased. — C.C. Hunter

I skated in ice shows all over Europe and South Africa for 20 years. I love to ice skate. — Kenny Baker

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it. — Betty White

I've got major skills and can definitely hold my own. — Robin Bielman

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a little smarter than most. — John Rhys-Davies

Why don't you and I have a nice penetrating man-to-man conversation? — Sanami Matoh

I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting. — Brian Spellman

I hope you nail the bastard."

So does he. — Nenia Campbell

We have it on good authority that they might disguise it as a double entendre in a bedroom farce and deliver it up the rear entrance at Comedy. — Jasper Fforde

That's art. Nothing is for everybody. — Brian Spellman

You're killing me, Rebecca," Law muttered, probably not realizing that in his case, it really was a double entendre. — Meg Cooper