Doritos Quotes: top 17 famous quotes about Doritos

Doritos Quotes & Sayings

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Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes. — David Letterman

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. — Natasha Leggero

Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o - Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask. — Rick Riordan

Toast is boring. Doritos are life. — Laura Kaye

Some people skip through life; some people are dragged through it. — Donald Miller

She had a face like a slapped arse and an arse like a bag of Doritos — Lisa McInerney

Too much emphasis is put on American roots music when people try and place me. You know, I grew up listening to punk. — Will Oldham

Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. — David Letterman

The online music magazine Pitchfork once wrote that I would collaborate with anyone for a bag of Doritos. — David Byrne

The man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack. — Jimmy Fallon

I do try to eat healthy, and I find that's easiest when I just avoid the Doritos aisle at the grocery store. — Elizabeth Banks

I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party — Megan Boyle

I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed. — Dana Gould

I don't know what I'm proudest of. The fact that my kids still talk to me. — Alan Arkin

I like Doritos. I'm usually watching 'The Biggest Loser' eating Doritos. — Halle Berry

Amen" means 'Yes', it is done, glory to God! — Lailah Gifty Akita

I'm not fully hard yet, but that's only because I don't feel the rush of lust right now. I feel the glow of love. — J.A. Huss