Doofus Quotes
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Doofus Quotes & Sayings
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Public affairs go on pretty much as usual: perpetual chicanery and rather more personal abuse than there used to be.
— John Adams
Don't try to change Doofus, let Doofus change you.
— Neil Peart
Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.
— Christopher Moore
It was imaginative people who tended to lie. Lying required making stuff up, and only imaginative people were good at that.
— John Connolly
I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
— Adam Carolla
To be true to the mythical conception of a God is to be false to the interests of mankind.
— E. Haldeman-Julius
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
— Adam Carolla
We ignore the emotional needs of young children at our peril.
— Bruce D. Perry
The crowd groaned. "Nice job doofus!" Finn said.
— Ridley Pearson
Human beings have always been mythmakers.
— Karen Armstrong
I had a happy childhood.
— Alastair Campbell
Let your enemies be disarmed by the gentleness of your manner, but at the same time let them feel, the steadiness of your resentment.
— Lord Chesterfield
I just stand there like a doofus wondering just what in the effing blazes is going on.
— Patrick Ness
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
— Lois Greiman
If you ask me, people in hell just scream to hear their own voice and to pass time.
— Chuck Palahniuk
