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It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
— Eleanor Porter
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
— Lilian Jackson Braun
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
Scouting is nothing less than applied Christianity.
— Robert Baden-Powell
Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
— Lisa Kudrow
Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.
— Cynthia Heimel
Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
— George Carlin
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
— Lenny Bruce
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
— Madame De Stael
Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs.
— Ernest Thompson Seton
If you want to drive ahead, look through the windscreen and drive, not through the rear-view mirror!
— Rajuda
Can I do anything for you? Bake you cookies? Walk your dogs? Throw snowballs? Just generally be a distraction?
— Dee Henderson
Your big scary husband is crying.
— Robyn Carr
Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding.
— Elizabeth Marshall Thomas
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
— Christy Leigh Stewart
Love does not die, when someone gets old, people get old, because they can not love anymore.
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I'm growing fatter," said Mary,
— Frances Hodgson Burnett
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next.
— Glendon Swarthout
Dogs are a habit, I think.
— Elizabeth Bowen
He who lies down with dogs shall rise with fleas
— Christina Dodd
Dogs are angels full of poop.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
I know. I'm sorry. But weariness is a kind of madness. And there are times when the only feeling I have is one of mad revolt.
— Albert Camus
Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.
— Steve Coogan
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.
— Barbara Woodhouse
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
— Anna Held
I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.
— Demetri Martin
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.
— William J. Clinton
Recognition hit Victoria like an unexpected encounter with a bat.
— Lynn Raye Harris
How funny are dogs?
— John Marsden
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo