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A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself. — George D. Prentice

The dog pranced delightedly around his feet as if he'd been gone to another planet instead of merely underneath a car. — Maggie Stiefvater

Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog! — John Wayne

[I]n communism, you'd threaten a dog into compliance, while in capitalism, obedience is obtained through bribes. — Adam Johnson

Had you fought like a man, you need not have been hang'd like a dog. — Anne Bonny

If you weren't taken, I'd date you myself."
"Which one of us were you talking to, hon?"
"I think she meant the [hot] dog. — Chloe Neill

He'd had a dog once, in that way he'd had everything in his childhood, ordinary but a lot less lasting. — Anna Quindlen

Dogs are loyal friends, and if they could talk, your secrets would still be safe. (If my cat could talk, I'd have to let the dog eat her.) — Richelle E. Goodrich

I'd like to be a dog. Dogs are nice. They can sleep any time, they wag their tails and on top of that they can get stroked all the time. — Emmanuel Petit

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. — Owen Hart

I don't really understand that process called reincarnation but if there is such a thing I'd like to come back as my daughter's dog. — Leonard Cohen

If he stayed close enough to Maggie for long enough, the dog might wind up with more education than me. Then there'd be no talking to him. — Jim Butcher

It means 'female dog,'" I'd explained to my sisters, "but it also means 'a woman who's crabby and won't let you be yourself. — David Sedaris

Still, I'd like to know how you came up with that line of reasoning." "You can thank a rabbi," Javna said. "And a hot dog. — John Scalzi

I still wish you'd get a dog," she said. "I'd never remember to feed it." "Maybe we could train it to feed you. — Rainbow Rowell

I'd like to have a dog with me. — Aphex Twin

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. — Charles Yu

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight- it's the size of the fight in the dog. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

I, a Laconian dog, can bite again: Yes, I can make the Daunian tiger flee, Much more a bragging, foul-mouth'd whelp like thee. — Henry Kirke White

If you treat your feelings with as much love as you treat your dog or your cat or your child you'll feel as if you were living in heaven. — Geneen Roth

You promoted me for my ruthless stubbornness and dog-headed determination, not my tech savvy. Plus, I'm a damn good shot. — Katherine McIntyre

I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet — Lois Greiman

Never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit. Oberon — Kevin Hearne

If we'd been edible we'd never have lasted this long. — Russell Hoban

Blue. My God! I'm so blue that if I were a dog, I'd sit on my haunches and howl and howl and howl ... — Alice Dunbar Nelson

I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything. — Seann William Scott

I grew up with both cats and dogs. I love dogs. But I'd want a big dog, and I'd like to have a yard before I get one. — Jake McDorman

If entertainment years were dog years, man, I'd be like Gandhi. I'd be, like, 250 years old. — Justin Timberlake

I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself ... But I think I have a right to resent, to object to libelous statements about my dog. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

You black dog!" A red mist of fury swept across Conan's eyes. "Were I free I'd give you a broken back! — Robert E. Howard

I don't actually like people. I'm a loner and if I had my way I'd just walk my dogs every day, never talk to anyone and then die. — Tony Adams

I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar. — Juan Pablo Montoya

I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with. — Juan Gris

Some people in D.C. talk about me like a dog. — Barack Obama

No doubt, when your dog will be your best friend. Then she'd add, But never underestimate the power of purrs. — Gary Shiebler

If I had a dog, I'd train him to kill on command. And the command I'd use would be, "Is he friendly?" — Richard M. Weiner

Now, I'd got diresome hole-spew that day 'cos I'd ate a gammy dog leg in Honokaa, — David Mitchell

Nothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man. — D.H. Lawrence

As men and women of character and of faith in the soundness of democratic methods, we must work like dogs to justify that faith. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Snow's table manners are atrocious - it's like watching a wild dog eat. A wild dog you'd like to slip the tongue. — Rainbow Rowell

I'd be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of blindness. — Thomas McGuane

The truth is out there somewhere, but the dog needs to be walked. — D.T. Max

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man. — Chelsea Handler

A German shepherd dog could walk in the office with a script in his mouth, and if that script was really good, they'd buy the script. — Peter Guber

A writer once asked what I'd say if i ever met my biggest hater. I paused, thought deeply and said, probably 'suk a dog dik, motherfuker — Ezra Koenig

Men and women aren't really dogs: they only look like it and behave like it. Somewhere inside there is a great chagrin and a gnawing discontent. — D.H. Lawrence

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog. — Joan Rivers

Is he evil?" the dog asked, an eager gleam in his wide brown eyes. "If he's evil, I'd be happy to eat him for you. — Deborah Blake

If Levi were a dog, he'd be a golden retriever. If he were a game, he'd be a Ping-Pong, incessant and bouncing and light. — Rainbow Rowell

Don't make a feller wait too long. A feller waiting on a gal can get ornery'er than a huntin' dog that's tree'd it's squirrel. — Colleen Houck

I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person." — Warren Beatty

I'd rather mate with a snake," I told her, which was pretty low as far as dog swears went. — Mark Tufo

I'd rather be a free dog running free than fat one chained — Thabiso Monkoe

Fuckin' wit a madman in a bad mood
It's like fuckin' wit a mad dog that wasn't fed food — D.M.X.

I shut him out. Maybe I'd send a water-dog barking after him later - let it bite him in the ass. I — Sarah J. Maas

I'd rather be a thin dog running free than a fat one in chains — Thabiso Monkoe

A dog is the most joyful friend that you can have. — Debasish Mridha

Was behind in every conceivable way. So the old attack dog started howling through my head as I'd — Mary Karr

I only really like to watch things like 'Time Team.' I'd rather be out walking the dog. It's all reality TV, which, as an actor, I detest. — Kevin Whately

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? — Robert Breault

RED DOG SALOON BY R.D. SHERRILL — R.D. Sherrill

He played Sarah McLachlan. For the rest of my life whenever I'd get a latte or see a sick dog, I'd think about my hymen. — Matt Fraction

It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and ... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything. — Ricky Gervais

A pig in a blanket is a hot dog wrapped in a dough and baked. — N.D. Wilson

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing. — Bill Maher

I am not looking for a friend; if I want a friend I'd buy a dog. — Alan Sugar

If I were an athlete I'd be past my prime. If I were a dog I'd be dead. Thirty ... shit. — Jonathan Tropper

I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree. — Dana Burnet

Pretty birds and cute dogs are always necessary. I love them. But I'd never treat a dog like a human. — Yun Kouga

I always thought I'd adopt - I have a dog but no children. — Perrey Reeves

I'd like to have a nice home set up, with a couple of dogs, and a fence, white picket fence. — Martin Starr

What kind of dog is this?" "The kind who knows a lot. — Kristine McCord

When the electric dog finally stopped shocking him, Mack Sullivan lay outstretched on the cold concrete, pretending he was unable to move. — Hugo Krait

I am I because my little dog knows me. - GERTRUDE STEIN — Alexandra Horowitz

If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry.
"That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya — George R R Martin

If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates. — Charles Bukowski

The more I know about people, the better I like my dogs. — Mark Twain

I feel hornier than a dog who almost got his balls snipped off. Shit, man. Your face is gorgeous. Have you always been this fine specimen? — Tijan

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres

Habit is the ballast that chains the dog to his vomit. — Samuel Beckett

If you were an animal, what kind would it be?"
"A dog. I'd take people in my teeth like rats and shake some sense into them. — Aline Templeton

I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational. — John Wilmot

The son of a human is human, just as the son of a dog is a dog and the son of a cat is a cat. And so what is the son of God? — Bart D. Ehrman

People who write poetry while walking their dog can't possibly write poetry i'd be fucking interested in — Martijn Benders

I couldn't even masturbate without fearing I'd cry out his name and scare the damn dog. — Karina Halle

You can't maintain top-dog status with any unrequited feelings out there. — A.D. Aliwat

I have a rescue dog named Walter, and Walter and I are such fans of the 'Jersey Shore' that we changed his name to DJ Wally D. — Steve-O

There is a saying about relationships in Washington: If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. — Katharine Graham

This is nuts," Travis said, putting A Tale of Two Cities back where he'd gotten it. "I'm giving plot synopses to a dog, for God's sake!" Dropping — Dean Koontz

If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog. — Phil Gramm

The smell would have given me an erection if I'd still had testicles. — Garth Stein

If I had one dog, I'd want a hundred. If I had one kid, I'd probably want a hundred. I mean, it's just the way I am. — Simon Cowell

I'd rather get sick from eating too many doggie treats,
than get sick from eating none at all.
-Kilo (my dog) — Jose N. Harris

Hold, are you mad? you damn'd confounded Dog,
I am to rise, and speak the Epilogue. — John Dryden

I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess! — Audrey Hepburn

I also wouldn't mind if he tried out a little bit of what I'd read in chapter ten of the half-naked man book, especially the page I'd dog-eared. — Donna Augustine

Thou art a slave, whom fortune's tender arm
With favour never clasp'd; but bred a dog. — William Shakespeare

I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care. — Margo Kaufman

was like he'd lost a baseball game, his dog, and his last hundred bucks in the same day. — Annabeth Albert

If I had a dog that was sick as often as you are, I'd put it down, he observed kindly. — Robin Hobb