Dog House Quotes: top 48 famous quotes about Dog House

Dog House Quotes & Sayings

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As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual. — Beverly Sills

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.' — Elayne Boosler

A dead dog is more quiet than a house on the steppes, a chair in a empty room. — Per Petterson

It'll be kids next. I like the grown-up stuff. I like having a house. I've got dogs. — Leighton Meester

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron

A house is not a home until it has a dog. — Gerald Durrell

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog? — Rush Limbaugh

Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes. — Lois Greiman

You know, I've made my money. If no one buys my album, cool. It's fine. I've got a house, and I've got dogs that I love. I don't need anything else. — Miley Cyrus

If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog. — Molly Harper

Get a dog (cats are an acceptable substitute, but it's not exactly confidence building to have a box of shit in your house). — Michael I. Bennett

It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug. — Jon Stewart

So I consider myself a dog person. Kind of. Had dogs when I was a kid, but my parents would never have dreamed of having them in the house. — Abraham Verghese

No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead. — W.C. Fields

If you are a stepparent, rush right out and get yourself a dog. Because it's very nice to have someone in the house that loves you. — Delia Ephron

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house. — Wanda Sykes

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out. — Scott Wood

Like a dog, I have pack needs; like a cat, he prefers a quieter house. As long as he is married to me, his house will never be quiet. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways. — Tacitus

In politics, every year in the White House is like dog years, it takes off seven years of your life. — George Stephanopoulos

We must be the dog that guards the house. We must be the bark and the bite. — Terrence Hayes

I'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park. — Jorge Garcia

I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young. — John Brown

Houses are for private living, for friends, and for dogs. — Francoise Sagan

The walls of the closet are guarded by the dogs of terror, and the inside of the closet is a house of mirrors. — Judy Grahn

Angels do not enter a house where there is a dog. — Anonymous

Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning. — Dave Barry

My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car. — Mazo De La Roche

Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. — Marc Maron

I wanted a house near my family in a quiet neighborhood with a front yard and a backyard that my dog will like. — Kylie Jenner

It was 7 minutes after midnight. The dog was lying on the grass in the middle of the lawn in front of Mrs. Shears's house. — Mark Haddon

Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered. — Franz Grillparzer

The dog-faced, small-cocked, hypocrite bastard son of a weasel and a whore bowed and escorted his wife from the house. — James S.A. Corey

And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded period. — Shaquille O'Neal

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. — Moliere

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary. — Honore De Balzac

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. — Libba Bray

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone. — Dana Gould

I was living in a house with 11 dogs and all I thought about was dogs. I never had sex with any of them though. — Arthur Bradford

All the home I know is a hotel. Why, I don't even have a dog ... I don't know the first thing about cooking or taking care of a house. — Pearl White

He scampered out of the house, like a scolded dog with his tail between his legs with no chance of getting back in-between hers. — Jill Thrussell

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house. — Jeff Foxworthy

She strode up some steps and banged on the door. "Now you play nice or I'll put you in the dog house."(Alannah)
"Woof."(Christopher Beckett) — Dana Marie Bell

If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you. — Lee Marvin

Kenny, when's the last time you had a physical," Roddy asks.
"What're you...the designated driver of my life?"

"Mad Dog House — Mark Rubinstein

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Always walk out the door ahead of your dog when leaving the house. This will show your dog who is in the leadership role. — Cesar Millan

I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon