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Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Man and cats are unworthy creatures.
— Marie Bashkirtseff
I watch movies and hang with my family, go shopping, love to cuddle with my dog, Happy, & write songs with my guitar!
— Megan Lee
I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals, and in their capacity to suffer, a dog, is a pig, is a bear, is a boy
— Philip Wollen
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.
— Albert Payson Terhune
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
— Rita Rudner
Dogs are loyal friends, and if they could talk, your secrets would still be safe. (If my cat could talk, I'd have to let the dog eat her.)
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood.
— David Berkowitz
You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.
— Ian Holloway
A dog is the best philosopher because he knows what you want and gives you that with kindness and love.
— Debasish Mridha
People can be a fine substitute for other dogs. But I think that if they had to choose, dogs by and large would choose the company of other dogs.
— Elizabeth Marshall Thomas
Young blood must have its course, lad, and every dog its day.
— Charles Kingsley
Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of.
— Sara Gruen
Life Lessons According to Camryn:
One must handle stress like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away — Kelly Moran
One must handle stress like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away — Kelly Moran
I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists.
— Anne Lamott
Adam has angels like a dog has fleas. He came here with them, and the more time you spend around him, the more likely you are to get them yourself.
— Martha N. Beck
You promoted me for my ruthless stubbornness and dog-headed determination, not my tech savvy. Plus, I'm a damn good shot.
— Katherine McIntyre
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
— Anne McCaffrey
When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.
— Rachael Ray
Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up your corpse and eat it raw
— Homer
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want.
— Derek Landy
Any glimpse into the life of an animal quickens our own and makes it so much the larger and better in every way.
— John Muir
A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order.
— Bud Grant
I grew up with both cats and dogs. I love dogs. But I'd want a big dog, and I'd like to have a yard before I get one.
— Jake McDorman
We aren't just service dog and master, Tuesday and I are also best friends. Kindred souls, Brothers. Whatever you want to call it.
— Luis Carlos Montalvan
We may smile and the dog may wag the tail, but in essence, we have a set program and those programs are similar across individuals in the species.
— Antonio Damasio
I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs.
— Catherine Zeta-Jones
All men are dogs, Nichelle, and if you don't feed your dog, you can't be surprised when he's in the neighbor's trash looking for food.
— Norian F. Love
Cook him up with some barbecued dog ... cook that yellow chump. I'll make that mother f**ker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.
— Floyd Mayweather Jr.
From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
— Mabel Robinson
Patience is sottish, and impatience does become a dog that's mad.
— William Shakespeare
Kiss every baby, and pet every dog. Walk slowly, and lie down when you're tired. What's next?
— Amy Poehler
Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.
— Dick Gregory
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
— Winston S. Churchill
They can see their neighbors. Roosters and dogs can be heard from there. Still, they will age and die without visiting one another.
— Laozi
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.
— Lee Trevino
Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog. I'm serious. He was just amazing. The world could fall apart and he remained on neutral.
— Elizabeth Pena
I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.
— Bill Maher
He crept up, and touched the face of the boy. "Didst thou dream that I should be faithless and forsake thee? I - a dog?" said that mute caress.
— Ouida
I would write plays for my grandmother, who was stone deaf, my mother and the dog, that was our audience.
— Jayne Meadows
Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs to meow.
— Walter E. Williams
Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
But it is hard to know them from friends, they are so obsequious and full of protestations; for a wolf resembles a dog, so doth a flatterer a friend.
— Walter Raleigh
I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Mudface is the mud in your goatface. What would you say if someone was asked the question 'Does a dog have a Buddha nature?' and said 'Woof!
— Jack Kerouac
Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.
— The Walking Dead
If you take a character and you call him a frog, or like Rowlf, our dog, call him a dog, you immediately give the audience a handle.
— Jim Henson
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
— Johnny Carson
All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.
— Noel Fielding
You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy.
— Dutch Schultz
My expectations of what I wanted in a man I learned from a dog: loyalty and kindness.
— Alice Hoffman
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me.
— Ziggy Marley
I felt I had taken someone who once knew how to draw a dog and turned him into someone who instead knew only how to draw shapes.
— Hanya Yanagihara
If only it was an island rather than a pretty sleeping dog with sand on its paws and cliffs on its shoulders, waiting to wake it up and tear it.
— Kendare Blake
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?
— Robert Breault
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ...
— Dana Gould
When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
— Ingrid Newkirk
Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog.
— Caroline K. Simon
I have two dogs myself and they are always around when I write, so they tend to creep in there.
— Arthur Bradford
The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'
— Jimmy Fallon
Cookies, a dragon dog, and a sword: what every well-equipped little girl takes on a journey.
— Deborah Blake
If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live.
— Ebenezer Elliott
My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs.
— Rachel Trachtenburg
All men were liars and he was no doubt no different - only one tongue and more tales than the dog pound.
— Richard Flanagan
For God's sake. In movies, they fix the note to a dog's collar and it trots off obediently, no nonsense.
— Sophie Kinsella
Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg.
— Dean Potter
Pretty birds and cute dogs are always necessary. I love them. But I'd never treat a dog like a human.
— Yun Kouga
I can watch endless humans get killed, but if I see a movie and they kill a dog, I practically want to walk out.
— Kristin Bauer Van Straten
The whole horror of the situation is that he now has a human heart, not a dog's heart. And about the rottenest heart in all creation!
— Mikhail Bulgakov
I wanted a house near my family in a quiet neighborhood with a front yard and a backyard that my dog will like.
— Kylie Jenner
Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have.
— Mike Ness
Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink.
— James Kirkwood Jr.
I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little.
— Jeri Smith-Ready
If there were such a thing as a vampire-puppy-dog, it would be Cecil. Big pleading eyes, asking for an ear-scratch and a nice warm bowl of blood.
— Franny Billingsley
Rabies coevolved to live in the dog, and the dog coevolved to live with us - and this confluence, the three of us, is far too combustible a thing.
— Bill Wasik
We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.
— Gordon Korman
I learned something that day: there may be worse things than arriving somewhere with your dog and leaving without him, but there aren't many.
— John Connolly
My grandmother said it very simply: "If you don't like dogs, you don't like humans, and vice versa." I really believe that.
— Veronika Varekova
Sir, he's a good dog, and a fair dog.
— William Shakespeare