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Listen to me. I admire you. Adore you. Hell, I've spent four years constructing some twisted, blasphemous religion around you.
-Luke — Tessa Dare

My mother killed herself when I was 12. I won't complete that relationship. But I can try to understand her. — Jane Fonda

Every act of goodness is born from our desire to be happy. — Udai Yadla

The problem with mad people is not that they are mad, but that they are suffering from a particular brand of madness that the majority are not. — Merlyn Gabriel Miller

Be comforted, small one, in your smallness. He lays no merit on you. Receive and be glad. — C.S. Lewis

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die. — Jimmy Carr

Everything is autobiographical, and nothing is autobiographical. That's fiction. — Lisa Unger

The key is to set realistic customer expectations, and then not to just meet them, but to exceed them - preferably in unexpected and helpful ways. — Richard Branson

Like they said about The West Wing, you can't do a show about Washington until you can. — Josh Schwartz

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there. — Sandra Bullock

He wil sooner lose his best friend, then his least jest. — Ben Jonson

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting. — Adam Carolla

No day is alike - I do many other things, and I'm very active in the environmental movement. — Jostein Gaarder

When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

The door to the invisible must be visible. — Rene Daumal

He who is upright in his way of life and free from sin. — Horace

Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. — H. L. Hunt

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey

An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face. — Andrew Hussie