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Disney Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

When you ask people what they think of Africa, they think of AIDS, genocide, disasters, famine. — Mo Ibrahim

The story of my marriage, which is the great joy and astonishment of my life, is too much like a fairy tale, the German kind, unsweetened by Disney. — Ann Patchett

The good news is that economists are intelligent, engaging and often charming folks. The bad news is their work is often of little use to investors. — Barry Ritholtz

In what other sport do you get a 15-second break every hour? — Dale Earnhardt Jr.

I pray to the angels that worship the devil. — Tony Yayo

Everything's just fucking Disney with you. — Nenia Campbell

The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962. — Dave Barry

She held out her hands, cupped and holding a small plant.
'The power to heal is the power to destroy,' she said with the faintest smile. — F.T. McKinstry

You're flying Buzz! No Woody we're falling in style! — Walt Disney Company

Disney will never make a movie about my life story, and that's a shame
I'd make a really cute animated creature. — Kate Bornstein

Why would I want to be President of the United States? I'm the King of Disneyland. — Walt Disney Company

The Disney parks are scripted, and I hate that. Hate it. I think what they are doing down there in Orlando is fun-pimping ... — Stephen King

You know it's a small world when you bump into friends you haven't seen since grade school on the, It's A Small World Ride, at Disney World. — Kilburn Hall

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? — Steven Wright

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. — Alan Davies

Almost there..." I said, like I was taking my child to Disneyland. — Holly Bourne

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb. — P. J. O'Rourke

Well, spit on my empty grave
if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses! — Amy Plum

When the mighty chains of darkness had me on the ropes, everyone said quit now, that's when I found hope. — Graham Parker

Don't become what other people perceive you to be. — Steven Redhead

Always write as if you will never have the blessed chance to write again, so this has to be the best thing you've ever done. Do that, and it will be. — Joe Gores

To provide leadership to those who can't see over the horizon, leaders need to assure others of what the future is likely to hold. — Roger Parrott

I think I'm a living embodiment of, 'Don't try to push me around or squash me,' whether its how I talk to a record label or in my relationships. — Bonnie Raitt

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard. — Jeaniene Frost

If you don't beleve in yourself, who will?' ~Maybeck — Ridley Pearson

Much hostile and aggressive behaviour among animals is the expression of social insecurity. — Yann Martel