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We lived in a small house, so there was no escape from the goddamn racket of her loneliness. — Sherman Alexie

They all memorized a simple phrase, "Be helpful, be useful, be scarce. — Damian Wampler

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a clown. I didn't want to be an actor, I wanted to join the circus and entertain people. — Eric Stonestreet

Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases. — T. Colin Campbell

I go out there and get my eyes gouged, my nose busted, my body slammed. I love the pain of the game. — Dennis Rodman

I have a figure, and there aren't many girls out there right now who have that. — Carmen Kass

I got an emergency leave. I visited my dad on his deathbed. His last words to me: "Try to pick up every waitress who serves you. — James Ellroy

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves. — E.W. Howe

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole." — Zach Galifianakis

As we are all solipsists, and all die, the world dies with us. Only very minor literature aims at apocalypse. — Anthony Burgess

in sex and lust you can always trust, because sex has been good to me ; love hmmm not so much — Renee' A. Lee

I loved her present tense. — John Green

He was the point dog, sent in to check for hostiles. His orders were simple. Bite everything. If it screamed, it was hostile. — Eoin Colfer

Where does a man get inspiration to write a song like that? Well, he gets it from the landlady once a month. — John Michael Hayes

Even now, as a vampire, the fear of addiction ruled her world.
Would she ever be free? — Sara Humphreys