Discworld Quotes
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Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'.
— Terry Pratchett
Esme Weatherwax hadn't done nice. She'd done what was needed.
— Terry Pratchett
The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed.
— Terry Pratchett
There are no maps. You can't map a sense of humor.
— Terry Pratchett
Cake is not the issue here.
— Terry Pratchett
What we're going to do is keep the peace. That's our job. We're not going to be heroes, we're just going to be ... normal.
— Terry Pratchett
On the Kite, the situation was being 'workshopped'. This is the means by which people who don't know anything get together to pool their ignorance.
— Terry Pratchett
Middle Earth. Vulcan. Pern. Arrakis. Magrathea. Discworld, Mid-World, Riverworld, Ringworld. Worlds upon worlds.
— Ernest Cline
That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect we'll never know.
— Terry Pratchett
Not a man to mince words. People, yes. But not words.
— Terry Crowley
I assure you I will not kill you," said Inigo. "I know that," said Vimes. "But will you try? — Terry Pratchett
...she was definitely feeling several twinkles short of a glitter...
— Terry Pratchett
SOD YOU, THEN, Death said.
— Terry Pratchett
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
— Terry Pratchett
Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.
— Terry Pratchett
HAVE YOU EVER BITTEN REDHOT ICE CUBE? THAT'S CURRY.
— Terry Pratchett
Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser of time.
— Terry Pratchett
Sometimes, Tiffany thought, I am so fed up with being young.
— Terry Pratchett
If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening.
— Terry Pratchett
Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.
— Terry Pratchett
On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.
— Terry Pratchett
Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.
— Terry Pratchett
If you must know, he said 'my goodness me, a walking potato
— Terry Pratchett
Occasionally a few bubbles would eructate to the surface like the ghosts of beans on bath night.
— Terry Pratchett
Rings try to find their way back to their owner. Someone ought to write a book about it.
— Terry Pratchett
Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think.
— Terry Pratchett
Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight!
— Terry Pratchett
Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that.
— Terry Pratchett
You can't find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course that rather spoils the whole thing.
— Terry Pratchett
As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.
— Terry Pratchett
I think it does Discworld good if I don't write about it all the time: sometimes you have to get it out of your system.
— Terry Pratchett
We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience
— Terry Pratchett
But too much reading had taken its toll. William found that he now thought of prayer as a sophisticated way of pleading with thunderstorms.
— Terry Pratchett
There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.
— Terry Pratchett
Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection.
— Terry Pratchett
It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?
— Terry Pratchett
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I'm sure it's all journalism [ ... ] It means it's true enough for now.
— Terry Pratchett
I'm not a natural killer! See this? See what it says? I'm supposed to keep the peace, I am! If I kill people to do it, I'm reading the wrong manual!
— Terry Pratchett
What can the harvest hope for ...
— Terry Pratchett
I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.
— Terry Pratchett
In Ankh-Morpork even the shit have a street to itself," said Detritus, awe and wonder in his voice. "Truly, this a land of opportunity.
— Terry Pratchett
Don't wish, Miss Tick had said. Do things.
— Terry Pratchett
Never ask the tight-rope walker how he keeps his balance. if he stops to think about it, he falls off
— Terry Pratchett
IN MY EXPERIENCE, SUSAN, WITHIN THEIR HEADS TOO MANY HUMANS SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF WARS THAT HAPPENED CENTURIES AGO.
— Terry Pratchett
Welcome to fear, Moist said to himself. It's hope, turned inside out.
— Terry Pratchett
It's like chess, you know. The Queen saves the King.
— Terry Pratchett