Dirty Funny Quotes
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Dirty Funny Quotes & Sayings
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She began to curl her hair and long for balls
— Jane Austen
Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor.
— K.F. Germaine
My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work.
— Paula Graves
Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
— Tamara Thorne
I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything.
— Seann William Scott
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Power tends to isolate those who hold too much of it. Eventually, they lose touch with reality ... and fall.
— Frank Herbert
My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
Our brains are either our greatest assets or our greatest liabilities.
— Robert T. Kiyosaki
Everything looks so much alike that you wonder how people got the idea of inventing names, to make distinctions.
— Jean-Paul Sartre
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond.
— Khloe Kardashian
He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O.
— Kerrigan Bane
People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?
— Hector Himeros
I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's
— P.S. Berryman
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
— Marilyn Monroe
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.
— Jonathan Winters
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day
hornier than a bunny on ecstasy
— Kyle Adams
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
— Demetri Martin
