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She began to curl her hair and long for balls
— Jane Austen
Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor.
— K.F. Germaine
My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work.
— Paula Graves
Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
— Tamara Thorne
I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's
— P.S. Berryman
My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O.
— Kerrigan Bane
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
— Marilyn Monroe
hornier than a bunny on ecstasy
— Kyle Adams
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
— Demetri Martin
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?
— Hector Himeros