Diploma Quotes
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Who's going to ask a painter to see a diploma? They'd say, 'Can I see your paintings?', wouldn't they?
— David Hockney
If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
— Wayne Knight
I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.
— Kid Rock
It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised I'd become an actor.
— James D'arcy
Cities are broke, there are no jobs, people without a high school diploma and sometimes even with a college degree can't get jobs.
— Rachel Grady
A vagina is an uneducated woman's diploma.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Our world is a college, events are teachers, happiness is the graduating point, character is the diploma God gives man.
— Newell Dwight Hillis
A man's worth isn't measured by a bank register or diploma ... It's about integrity
— Richard Paul Evans
Education is not a product: mark, diploma, job, money-in that order; it is a process, a never-ending one.
— Bel Kaufman
An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.
— Chris Rock
A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
— Joyce Meyer
Staple a green card to their diploma - welcome to the United States of America! We want those people in our country.
— Mitt Romney
A diploma only proves that you know how to look up answers.
— Solomon Short
Recognize that your own motivation, ambition, and talents will determine your success more than the college name on your diploma."8
— Charles Wheelan
A driver's license is an uneducated man's diploma.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You may have your diploma from a seminary, ordained by a Bishop, or commissioned by a denomination but ONLY God can "mark" a man.
— John Paul Warren
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.
— Bill Maher
A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.
— Edith Wharton
A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
My school almost lost its accreditation. If that had happened, my diploma wouldn't have been worth anything.
— Richard Sherman
The author said Frederick Douglass described himself as a "graduate" of slavery with the marks of his diploma on his back.
— Harold Holzer
Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If Jonah had gone to Yale,Instead of the gut of a whale,
He'd have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail. — M.J. McGuire
A diploma is a dunce hat in disguise.
— Peter Thiel
If grade inflation continues, a college bachelor's degree will have just as much credibility as a high school diploma.
— Walter E. Williams
Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.
— Richard Halliburton
I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma.
— L. Frank Baum
