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Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo — Scott Adams

Dilbert Quotes By Leonard Bernstein: The joy of music should never be interrupted

The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial. — Leonard Bernstein

Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: Your shower is ready - I turned it

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night. — Scott Adams

Dilbert Quotes By Douglas Adams: Yes. I much prefer it here. So much

Yes. I much prefer it here. So much less reputable, so much more fraught. — Douglas Adams

Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: 'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. — Scott Adams

Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: I had several different bosses during the early

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else. — Scott Adams

Dilbert Quotes By Jimmy Page: I always believed in the music we did

I always believed in the music we did and that's why it was uncompromising. — Jimmy Page

Dilbert Quotes By Koichi Tohei: Practice is not a matter of years and

Practice is not a matter of years and months. It is a matter of concentration. — Koichi Tohei

Dilbert Quotes By Franz Kafka: Youth is happy because it has the capacity

Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. — Franz Kafka

Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots. — Scott Adams

Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing

Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots. — Scott Adams

Dilbert Quotes By Honore De Balzac: Man is neither good nor bad; he is

Man is neither good nor bad; he is born with instincts and abilities. — Honore De Balzac

Dilbert Quotes By Earl Warren: Life and liberty can be as much endangered

Life and liberty can be as much endangered from illegal methods used to convict those thought to be criminals as from the actual criminals themselves. — Earl Warren

Dilbert Quotes By Peter Watts: If the rest of your brain were conscious,

If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert — Peter Watts

Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: Tell me what you need, and I'll tell

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. — Scott Adams

Dilbert Quotes By Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton: Life is good, but not life in itself.

Life is good, but not life in itself. — Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton

Dilbert Quotes By William Shakespeare: Die for adultery! No: The wren goes to't,

Die for adultery! No: The wren goes to't, and the small gilded fly does lecher in my sight — William Shakespeare

Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: I should have written that down. - Dilbert

I should have written that down.
- Dilbert — Scott Adams

Dilbert Quotes By Ted Rall: I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip. — Ted Rall

Dilbert Quotes By David Spade: I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. — David Spade

Dilbert Quotes By Astra Taylor: MPAA. The idea that piracy is an effective

MPAA. The idea that piracy is an effective form of resistance, a direct attack on the corporate empire, is confirmed by the reaction it has provoked: — Astra Taylor

Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: Reality is always controlled by the people who

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane. — Scott Adams