Dilbert Quotes
Collection of top 22 famous quotes about Dilbert
Dilbert Quotes & Sayings
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Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
— Scott Adams
The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial.
— Leonard Bernstein
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
— Scott Adams
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
— Scott Adams
I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
— Scott Adams
Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
— Franz Kafka
The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.
— Scott Adams
Man is neither good nor bad; he is born with instincts and abilities.
— Honore De Balzac
If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert
— Peter Watts
Life is good, but not life in itself.
— Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton
Die for adultery! No: The wren goes to't, and the small gilded fly does lecher in my sight
— William Shakespeare
I should have written that down.
- Dilbert — Scott Adams
- Dilbert — Scott Adams
I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.
— Ted Rall
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
— David Spade