Diet Funny Quotes
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Diet Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
— Erma Bombeck
I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
— Gabriel Iglesias
We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet.
— Ronald Reagan
It is bad enough to see young fools, but worse to see old fools.
— Brigham Young
I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.
— Clint Eastwood
US has to be able to rely on a safe and interconnected internet in order to compete with other countries.
— Edward Snowden
It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back.
— Jennifer Echols
Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals is considered mainstream and diet and nutrition is considered alternative.
— Charles F. Glassman
I guess people can't be content without answers, even if they're wrong. We'd rather have a lie than a question that we can never know the answer to.
— Stephanie Oakes
All men are poets at heart.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
...I gotta burn these scales... sigh*
— Hiroko Sakai
I have always felt it is my destiny to build a machine that would allow man to fly.
— Leonardo Da Vinci
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your intellectual diet.
— Philo Farnsworth
The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!
— Mitch Hedberg
Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput
I count him lost, who is lost to shame.
— Plautus
Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.
— Jack O'Neill
